Carlsbad bad man

Really sucks we ended up with the Demolition Man future, right down to the tesla-esque self driving cars

It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times

And he's excited to create this AI trash every week.

Photo of construction at the White House

White House To Add Pizza Shop With A Basement

Listening to the dude at Jamaica station announce track changes and thinking that would be a sick sample to add between tracks.

Har Mar Superstar perched on the merch table in a moment of seriousness.

Har Mar Superstar at Burlington Bar, Chicago, giving us the goods.

When do you guys think Rapture 2026 will be? Wanna be prepared.

You wouldn't say "me robbed a liquor store."

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store

Doctor's office called ahead of our scheduled appointment to remind me the doctor "appreciates promptness"...doc was 20 minutes late to our virtual appointment

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Blind Felon

ICYMI, @govpritzker.illinois.gov in October claimed state, county and local police at Broadview were working "to protect people’s ability to peacefully exercise their constitutional rights."

In the month since those same police have arrested about 80 protestors at Broadview.

Man, now I have to go collect these.

What I learned from this thread is my local municipality needs to up their manhole cover game.

Thanks, I forgot to unfollow you. Done.

I hope he reads this

Chow Yun Fat in the John Woo movie The Killer (1989). He’s wearing a suit sitting in a church that is shot in such a way as to appear to be absolutely full of lit candles. Also there’s a white dove just hanging out.

John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’

and another thing: im not rattled to my very core. please dont put in the newspaper that i got rattled to my very core.

The capitulation votes are really pissing me off for two reasons: 1. The Republicans will never honor their word so we're all screwed on healthcare. 2. Now I'll be able to fly to New York for Thanksgiving with the in-laws.

Hi @schumer.senate.gov and @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social! If you vote for this horrible deal, I will spend the next 4 years making sure you are both primaried and retired from the US Senate.

It's so good!

Where is this treebeard illustration from? I love it

Please do me a favor and let folks know I have whistle kit supplies to give out. I want to make sure I’m not sitting on anything for longer than I absolutely need to be.

This is a good landing page for who I am and what I’m doing: linktr.ee/apwhistles

Have you seen this petition yet? Demand The Release of Chicago Teacher Illegally Detained By Ice

c.org/PGkzwDFB7v
Fuck ICE so hard

I mean who else could be responsible it definitely couldn't be the corporations and middle managers ruining the office

Jealous, I couldn't afford the skin removal procedure.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"

Mr Tumnus from the Chronicles of Narnia movies

Who we used to have to buy weed from before legalization