Captain Sprinkles

Captain Sprinkles

@millionin20s.bsky.social

space cadet working in aerospace. past tense; future perfect.

37 Followers 61 Following 204 Posts Joined Nov 2024
4 months ago

got the damn mao red sun in the sky song stuck in my head which is bad cos if i sing it out loud at work someone is going to report me for wrongthink

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4 months ago

there’s a cadre of big decision makers in the office today to make a big decision about some shit that i don’t care about but will be affected by. i’ve made the grand decision to drink coffee. the rng cube in my system that decides if i get energized or fall asleep landed on “you smoked meth”. Ahhhh

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6 months ago

Another year of every rams game being a tightly contested knife fight. I’ll take it.

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8 months ago

demons are being executed at the ballpark tonight

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8 months ago

not only do i have to work today, because we don’t do woke holidays anymore, but there’s a tornado watch in the area. i’m the only one in the data center right now, so guess who’s in charge? 😁

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9 months ago
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can’t wait until i’m an old fuck attending baseball games. attached picture is coincidental

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9 months ago

player safety was never going to work in concussionball

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9 months ago

push that the tech isn’t there yet. Get the ban. Promise to come back and review the tush push when the tech is there. Even when it is good enough, nobody’s going to want the play re-legislated. Easy.

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9 months ago

as long as you have stadiums where the sky cam can’t be used for reviews, it’s going to be quite hard to make those calls. Add in that you can’t just put a chip in the ball and automatically get a spot because the tech isn’t good enough to read between 22 massive humans at once.

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9 months ago

i don’t like the tush push because i am an old man who remembers when pushing your fellow teammate forward was illegal. so kinda biased. but if the other teams in the league wanted to ban the tush push, they should have brought up the issues as far as properly spotting the ball in the pile

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9 months ago

I don’t believe in multi man no hitters. one man throws on the mound until his arm explodes or someone gets a hit. bunting to break it up is cool but the pitcher should get to drill the next hitter with no penalty. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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9 months ago

if you actually call Wemby “the stifle tower” you belong on a list

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10 months ago

schwarber’s on base streak is over, today is a sad day

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10 months ago

Phillies swept a series! not even gonna bitch about it, let’s go. Ring the fuckin bell

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10 months ago

Nevermind he was doing it everything is right in the world

Ring the fuckin bell

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10 months ago

they keep putting the Alvarado kid on camera and he’s so self conscious from all this attention that he’s not doing his thing. It’s cute, I feel bad for him (but also good cos he’s got lifelong memories now)

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10 months ago

Rojas, sheesh.

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10 months ago

ring the fuckin bell

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10 months ago

can’t stand philly’s city connect unis

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10 months ago

I beg the Phillies to buy some relievers

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10 months ago

Calling my shot now: if Arsenal wins the CL I’m flying to Islington to party with a million of my best friends

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11 months ago

This team has to trade for a reliever that puts fear in hearts. too bad those guys don’t really exist in today’s game

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11 months ago

Bohm gave the ump an earful on the bs he’s been calling tonight

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11 months ago

get verlander the fuck off my field

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11 months ago

JT got the good luck today

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11 months ago

the netting around the field don’t do shit

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11 months ago
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Phils better not be on bullshit tonight

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11 months ago

this morning I had a 15 minute cry about success and not being able to share it with some of my most beloved people in this realm because they aren’t here anymore. it’s been like 4 hours and I still feel a bit woozy. how the fuck do people do this emotional crying business more than 1x a quarter

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11 months ago

fucking one knee framing

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11 months ago

Realmuto got HOED. The rest of this game is being played under protest

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