"In their self-terminating Atlanticism, [Merz, Meloni] et al resemble an ant mill: separated from their colony and having lost their pheromone trail, they follow each other in a continuously rotating circle until they perish from exhaustion."
got people crayoning canals the length of the Persian Gulf like it's a new train extension into the suburbs
Whats the current meta on items? Worried my items may be outdated
Got dang
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Congratulations to @mobute.bsky.social, the new CEO of Bluesky
I see it's there at the bottom, ugh. That's what I get for reposting links my dad sends me
As I'm always saying! Lexington may have been the first shots, but Concord was the first time we shot back:
Mike Pence can cross the Strait of Hormuz if he has extreme courage
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
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You're telling me that a BBL is only $100? Where?
Whan that apreel, etc etc, sure did
Lmfao I was about to QT with this and saw your reply
Dumbest Tom Clancy C plot ass
If you keep going south, Country Touch Cafe has similar vibes (and is good!) maps.app.goo.gl/Eakd33wENc5j...
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
Me too, smdh
Ah sorry lol should have finished your preview first! Is this a demotion for Carlos from sweetie?
God no I'd honestly rather max again even. Who are this year's enemies? Only obvious candidates to me are George, Liam, and Lance
Hell yeah we're truly bringing back the 70s; it's stagflation time baby
www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
I've been thinking about this Pew survey all week. It's incredibly depressing and makes me wonder what it would be like to live among people who didn't despise one another. washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/03/06/americans-immoral-unethical-survey/?itid=hp_more-top-stories_p002_f006
I dunno if 40 years' worth of compiling target packages counts as "careful planning"
Seeing what Republicans are saying about a War Powers Resolution just makes reinforces in my mind that we’re already living under an authoritarian regime.
"The time is 6:13pm and we have reduced sunlight by 87%"
feeling seen, feeling validated
We're gonna unleash Chiang (lose a winnable war, leave the rump regime ruling over a territory that hates their guts, and cause unresolved geopolitical problems for the next half a century)