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@distractedman.bsky.social

Transplanted WNY Bills fan in central FL, trusting The Process, and drinking the Kool-Aid! Dad/Hubby/Vet/Photog/Thinker #BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo

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Latest posts by distractedman.bsky.social on Bluesky

I hope Shawn Hochuli is having the Monday he deserves.

06.10.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was worth a shot, and nobody blames you.
Go Bills.

06.10.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a funny image. ๐Ÿ˜…

06.10.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably higher - I lost count while rage-yelling.

06.10.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it Alt: Larry David wearing glasses and a black suit is standing and looking mentally uncomfortable or unsure about his thoughts.

Hey, at least we can say that for a moment we were the only undefeated team in the league.

06.10.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When is the last time he played a full game? Seems like he's missing more time than he's playing anymore.

06.10.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, special shout out to the refs for absolutely FUCKING over the Bills for [ *checks notes ] the 758th time.

Thanks for that.

Hope you get a flat tire on the way out.

#BillsMafia

06.10.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why, yes.
Yes, I do.

06.10.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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spongebob is sitting in a chair reading a book in a room . Alt: spongebob is sitting in a chair reading a book in a room .

Welp.

06.10.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally was my dinner tonight, so that hypothesis checks out.

06.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Defender plowed right through Shakir before the ball was there.

That's... Uhhh... Not a legal way to defend a pass.

06.10.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh so thatโ€™s legal defense now?

06.10.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And SOMEHOW that wasn't DPI?
Did the refs take that play off or something?!

06.10.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear, I get a week's worth of cardio watching my Bills play each week.

06.10.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed Alt: a man in a plaid shirt pointing.

* CURRENT era Bills shit.

06.10.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Buffalo Bills just enjoying life and existing:

Shawn Hochuli:

06.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is being touched by a woman in a headband ALT: a man in a suit is being touched by a woman in a headband

Hohculi is so smugly pleased w himself announcing these penalties. God I hate that guy #BillsMafia

06.10.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the only explanation.

06.10.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That illegal contact penalty was soft as f***

06.10.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Bills fan catches a Josh Allen throwaway and runs out of Highmark Stadium.

Mike Tirico has the call for NBC! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿฆš๐Ÿ˜‚

06.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 212    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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fry from futurama is shown in a close up Alt: fry from futurama is shown in a close up

( *sees Marrone )

06.10.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That fan as soon as he got the ball

06.10.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater .

Hochuliโ€ฆ

06.10.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd buy that bumper sticker.

06.10.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My #BillsMafia brethren in the stands - that white-out looks amazing.
Well done, people! ๐Ÿ‘Œ

06.10.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did we draw both Collinsworth AND Hochuli in the same game?!

This feels like a special flavor of hell.

06.10.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTF is Bernard supposed to DO there?!

God these refs SUCK! ๐Ÿคฌ

06.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man... somebody please lob a dildo at Hochuli, I beg you.

06.10.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're too busy watching for players in white jerseys doing something wrong.

06.10.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know - he just Maye not be a good quarterback.

06.10.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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