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Ben Perkins

@longdistancecaller.bsky.social

https://linktr.ee/benstagram81 new dad, memoirist, essayist, occasional journalist, birder, herper, artist's spouse, baker of cinnamon rolls, already in-recovery from whatever this is

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and wildlife is now documented with unprecedented intimacy that paradoxically makes is more mysterious as well as disarming and strangely relatable

23.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do they notice shock troopers kidnapping people from their homes? do they make frowny faces and scrunch their widdle noses??

18.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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big, bright fog bank on a sunny day made St Joseph Peninsula feel like the literal end of the earth
#florida #nature #gulfofmexico
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21.01.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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headquarters pond!
#florida #nature #photography
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15.01.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

female comedy has not become right wing. so why have male comedians shrank and made so much room for these laughing misogynists?

25.12.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sackler fam is a wmd

17.12.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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everything bagel caterpillar
#photography #nature #florida
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16.12.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every generation has always liked retro. its such a silly question to ask

07.12.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i never do selfies, heres a selfie in Naples which is a community i feel deeply ambivalent about except for those who give all their $ to local wildlife. more golf courses per capita than anywhere, it is, like so much of FL, two places at once: also the gateway to Corkscrew, big cypress, 10k islands

07.12.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we all love it! we get to pretend we're the victims of industrial extraction while wearing "recyclable" 3D glasses most people throw in the trash

02.12.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if your lasting thought about your child's school picture is "this is kitsch," you might have bigger problems than even The Atlantic can solve

02.12.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel that way about shoebills after seeing that D. Attenborough doc about Africa

24.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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snail kite!
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#nature #photography #florida

22.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

otherwise theyll just be metaphors for own narcissistic injuries...

12.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

best parts of florida are the little known natural gems πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

11.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel vulgar for asking, but do you want to read a chapter of my memoir? the first page is pinned to the top of my posts, but i could email the pdf

01.11.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks i almost edited it πŸ˜‚

01.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

once after a monthlong hike in wyoming, i ate 8 taco bravos in one sitting. it hurt bad. experiences like this are what i have instead of tattoos

01.11.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and he'll be the first to stand when the plane touches down

30.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Climate Activist Mikaela Loach: Name Hurricanes After Fossil Fuel Firms Jamaica remains in a state of emergency after being battered by Hurricane Melissa, one of the strongest Atlantic cyclones in history. The Category 5 storm slammed into Jamaica on Tuesday with 185-mile-per-hour winds, and the extent of the damage is not ...

Hurricanes Should Be Named After Fossil Fuel Firms: Mikaela Loach, Jamaican British Climate Activist

29.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 318    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 10
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I feel like a lot of people must know this specific strangler fig in SWFL...
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#florida #photography #nature

23.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is now greater than before whaling.

Australia's humpback whales are doing so well that their population is expected to reach carrying capacity and plateau in the near future--they have not just reached but exceeded pre-whaling numbers. For this to happen with such a long-lived, slow-reproducing species is near miraculous. #goodnews

22.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2062    πŸ” 841    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 79
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here I am in @chicagoqreview.bsky.social over on fb if you like spending your online time swimming in the hellmoutb of AI slop (I do sometimes, I'm not judging!)

#author #WIP #amwriting
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www.facebook.com/ChicagoQuart...

22.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Antlion - Wikipedia

its this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antlion

much more benign! we used to catch them in our hands as children

22.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

didnt have to wait long to use this one

21.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a little coastal bird sploot over here at Merritt Island NWR
#nature #photography #florida
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21.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicago No Kings

19.10.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9471    πŸ” 2314    πŸ’¬ 219    πŸ“Œ 145

it is SGI ☺️ on the bay side

17.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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or the forgotten coast!

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#photography #nature

16.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm pretty sure the people that illustrated "The Triassic" in my dinosaur encyclopedias from the 1980s were just drawing the nature coast of Florida...

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#photography #nature

16.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0