McMQSmith

Forgot my login for three months

“The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” and it’s just being in your 30s

Pennsylvania 0-2 in 2024 you hate to see it

-The fit was tough
-Twitter thought he was hot
-The fit is sold out everywhere
-His backpack only had monopoly money in it

He’s one more zinger AWAY before he hosts SNL

Desperately need mainstream media to stop reporting on the CEO Assassination because it’s only getting funnier with every update.

Ho ho hol up

Kinda baffling that Chris Brown would be the biggest artist of a generation if he wasn’t a colossal piece of shit at almost every level of his career

Talent wise I can think of like four people who could match him and they’re all superstars

One of these days I’m gonna watch all of American Dad it’s lowkey better than Family Guy

Black Twitter’s Francine Recolors are absolute fire

Okay it’s not funny anymore

They’re gonna kill Rue off screen

Twitter will never die because of shit like that. Incredible embarrassing
Crazy scary spooky hilarious

Matty Healy and Azaelia Banks

Crash out of the week

Kendrick and Sza
Tyler
Beyoncé (delusion)
All in 2025

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Whoops I have enough content for a Wicked theme Twit Parade

Maybe there’s hope for this app yet

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

Potomac is the best season because every character reminds me of That’s So Raven and I can’t elaborate

Kelly soft launching her account on insta and she’s been posting for a whole week see this is why Obama follows her she’s playing 4d chess with this shit

“Everybody has experienced this weird sexual tension with their cousins”

Actually no—go to jail please?

Leaving twitter because it’s racist is one thing

I might leave it because of all the casual incest posts.

I believe it’s Skeets

I found it! It’s in the YouTube Gaming Recap!

I had to pull up my music recap first and it routed me to this afterwards.

Here’s an ego boost, Goat! I was confident I was a true KBasher

GNX makes me want to drive my car through a building (the highest praise I can give)

How do I find this?

The thing that makes Twitter so fun is that it really is inhabited by the most unintelligible freaks imaginable.

And a bunch of media managers.

Twitter is Vaping

Blue Sky is drinking alkaline water

Threads is drunk improv

Hope this helps!

“I met Nardwuar, I’m never going to fail.”