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@hitmonchancoco.bsky.social

๐Ÿ“Tokyo | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ | Itinerant bard | Polyglot trash | "I get worked up over logographs"

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Anyway, hereโ€™s wonderwall*

*ๆญกๆจ‚ๆญŒ

09.02.2026 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pipa teacher told me ใ ใ„ใถไธŠ้”ใ—ใŸใญ when we were practicing ่ผชๆŒ‡ today I could cry

09.02.2026 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So glad this happened on a Sunday where I have zero obligations โ˜•๏ธ

07.02.2026 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me tell you it was not pleasant ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

03.02.2026 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Impulse bought some of the ้พ่ง’ๆ•ฃ throat lozenges at the register and thought yellow = โ€œhoneyโ€ but really itโ€™s โ€œso you want to smell like an old manโ€ flavor (medicinal herb and mild milk) ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

03.02.2026 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omfg lmao

02.02.2026 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nigella gave me stovetop directions but Iโ€™m honestly stunned that it can be made even simpler!

02.02.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t cook a lot of White People Food but I tried Nigella Lawsonโ€™s marmite butter spaghetti and Iโ€™ll admit it kind of slaps

02.02.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Knitted Ravelry ๐Ÿงถ It only took me 10 days to knit up my gay hockey bros beanie ๐Ÿฅน

27.01.2026 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The great gatsby oculist billboard if it were a big cutie ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ

16.01.2026 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got out of pipa lesson where I was not immediately good or even mediocre at the ่ผชๆŒ‡ tremolo and Iโ€™m like mega frustro but I have to keep in mind this is part of learning a new skill/instrument ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

16.01.2026 08:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Streets Of Rage 2 - Expander
YouTube video by James Reigns Streets Of Rage 2 - Expander

Listening to some old Sega soundtracks and like, Streets of Rage 2 (1992) did not have to go that hard lmao

youtu.be/aRDKoBfKDLo?...

15.01.2026 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Didnโ€™t have the heaters on so I was wrapped up in this throw when I answered a FaceTime call and my friend opened with โ€œok Malalaโ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

12.01.2026 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2:30 am and the canadian government sponsored yaoi algorithm now has me pondering if my French is decent enough to watch this quรฉbรฉcois reality show about a gay dairy farmer tryna find love

10.01.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did the pre-bday ๅžขใ™ใ‚Š at the spa again this year and another ancient Korean woman scrubbed me until I was born anew. Then I melted into the plush furniture in the relaxation room and read some more of the gay hockey smut book. Would that every day could be this indulgent ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

05.01.2026 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

V glad I took today off + have the day off tomorrow for my bday. I think the two extra days of winter break nothingness are helping me come to terms with having to Do My Job again

05.01.2026 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

03.01.2026 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8194    ๐Ÿ” 2271    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 93
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This fkn Folgers commercial ass morning

01.01.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grandpa (me) threw in the towel and went to bed at 11:25 ๐Ÿ˜ด

31.12.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not me tearing up because โ€˜Iโ€™ll Believe in Anythingโ€™ came on while I was in the freezer aisle of Aeon lmaooo

29.12.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Idk if itโ€™s the BL brain from just having finished Heated Rivalry but getting messages like this from the โ€œstraightโ€ men in my life got me like ๐Ÿ‘€

28.12.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The category was "CLASSIC NOVEL ADD A LETTER"

19.12.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 299    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Random thing that made me feel old today: getting ใŠๆญณๆšฎ from a company I worked with ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป

16.12.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Been out of the house since 6 this morning to do things on a farm and then had to go back into Shinjuku to meet a friend from out of town for dinner and I have two Christmas concerts to sing in tomorrow I feel like

13.12.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Revenge cowl is done and off the needles ๐Ÿงถ ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

06.12.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have a cool pad outside the city but I appreciate friends that have cool pads in the city ๐ŸŒ…

30.11.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I fkn love autumn ๐Ÿ‚

24.11.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me every time I clock into work

19.11.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhhhh Iโ€™m making good progress w my revenge knit cowl but Iโ€™ve already decided on my next project and Iโ€™m so pumped. Weโ€™re going back to basics w some cross stitch baybeee ๐Ÿชก

17.11.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Algorithm had me on the verge of subbing to some dudeโ€™s good boy ASMR content but I was able to stave off the urge - not today, Satan ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜Œโœจ

15.11.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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