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Sam Spritzer

@samspritzer.bsky.social

Chief Relaxation Officer at Permanent Vacation, LLC and proud Independent with centrist views whose opinion is his own and only his own.

19 Followers  |  19 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 26.11.2024  |  1.8715

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Dozy Don is back!

09.11.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never Forgotten...EVER!

11.09.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, Charlie Kirk's assassination is consistent with the use of the Second Amendment because he expressed his rights consistent with the First Amendment. The real question is did the Founding Fathers anticipate society would evolve to what it is today when they wrote them...

11.09.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, Charlie Kirk's assassination is consistent with the use of the Second Amendment because he expressed his rights consistent with the First Amendment. The real question is did the Founding Fathers anticipate society would evolve to what it is today when they wrote them...

11.09.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Wall Street....Please stop buying TACOs. They are giving my retirement accounts too much gas.πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

31.05.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Vance says Roberts is β€˜profoundly wrong’ about judiciary’s role to check executive branch"

Does JD stand for Juvenile Disgrace?

21.05.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just when I thought Don Sr's word salad came from the fact he never made it past 5th grade, Don Jr. has shown us he never made it out of day care...

19.05.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boohoo....what a bunch of crybabies......

29.04.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whazamattie dumbblonde press sec....can't stand the truth??? Tell your dumbboss to get a clue....and a life.....

29.04.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Knocking on the door to heaven??? No answer.....
Try hell instead...

23.04.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The band of misfits involved in the leaked Signal app fiasco.

26.03.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 21st century version of the Keystone Kops...

24.03.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 21st century version of the Keystone Kops...

24.03.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 21st century version of the Keystone Kops....

24.03.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope supporters of #KingOrangutan are happy about his decision to raise tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China. I also hope those that are retired are looking forward to going back to work.

04.03.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

King Orangutan and the Juvenile Douchebag have just redefined diplomacy (clusterfuck).

28.02.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am signing an executive order designating profanity as the official language of the Trump Administration. The use of any other language will result in getting one's month washed out with a bar of Ivory soap.

28.02.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As much as Trump is the biggest bullshit artist in the world about what he promised, we can assume selling citizenships for 5 million is just another bullet point in the long list of bullshit he comes up with. When he is done, the history books will rival the size of War and Peace. War and Bullshit?

27.02.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing we can do is think of all of the ways we can get rid of the scumbag named Trump. That is a much better dream than the nightmare he is.

31.01.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Capitol police officers looking through a shattered window.

Capitol police officers looking through a shattered window.

Republican thugs fighting with Capitol police to breach the barriers.

Republican thugs fighting with Capitol police to breach the barriers.

Let's just revisit the truth of January 6th, shall we?

This was not a peaceful political protest. This was a planned, coordinated, violent onslaught by Republican thugs.

Capitol Police Officer Caroline Edwards testified afterward, "I was slipping in people's blood." (1/3)

22.01.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Withdraws from Paris Agreement (Again): What This Moment Means for Climate Action Trump has pulled the US out of the Paris Agreement (again) β€” but here’s how the US can still fight the climate crisis.

Powering the world with clean energy is common sense. It will secure the future for our grandchildren. The clean energy transformation is - and remains - unstoppable www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/t...

22.01.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 29554    πŸ” 5009    πŸ’¬ 1673    πŸ“Œ 347

Its not even 24 hours and the worse thing trump has done so far is pardon the Jan 6 rotters (misspelled on purpose

21.01.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Trump supporter (aka MAGA),
So far, all we hear about is something that wasn't even mentioned during the campaign - Panama Canal, Canada and Greenland.
What about the prices at the grocery store?
Sincerely,
A real American who grew up in the days when we didn't have all of this shit flying...

13.01.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yet another project as Chief Relaxation Officer...it does pay to know your beers
#jigsawpuzzles #beer

09.01.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only 10????? That's as high you'll go? #corruptSCOTUS

09.01.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of the spoiled brat who stood tall and expressionless while his daddy was acknowledging the fanfare he so cherishes.

08.01.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I am seeing the beginnings of an Assad or Kim family style dictatorship. Why else would he send Junior, his heir apparent, to Greenland? What will be next...sending Eric to Canada or Panama?

08.01.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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R.I.P. Rickey....your determination on the basepaths was the greatest sport accomplishment of all time... #rickeyhenderson

22.12.2024 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Medicare Advantage Provider Independent Health to Pay Up To $98M to Settle False Claims Act Suit Independent Health Association and its affiliate, Independent Health Corporation (collectively, Independent Health) have agreed to pay up to $98 million to resolve allegations that they violated the F...

Ins cos drive up healthcare costs. This case of fraud, though uncovered after 7 years, is one example.

Perhaps it’s time to return to the not-for-profit model. Rate requests should cap administrative salaries to curb excessive executive pay.

www.justice.gov/opa/pr/medic...

21.12.2024 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that was a good game! #buffalobills #billsmafia

02.12.2024 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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