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His little girl Casey is in her 30s now. Sometimes I wonder how many things she's had the privilege to smell in the intervening 27 years. I'm imagining that she walked through many department stores in many malls where they spritzed her with myriad designer fragrances. Not to mention BACON 🥰.

Happy Birthday Sonny Gray. 🎂🎂🎂. Ed Whitson for a new millennium.

Voice actors and puppeteers like Jim Henson not only need to be good singers, they have to be good singers, in character, in the voices of each of their characters. Of all the skills in the skill set of entertainers, I'd imagine this is the most difficult one, other than juggling chainsaws.

I saw where 75% of shareholders approved.

In most proxy votes, executive compensation packages will pass with around 98% approval. Elon did much worse than this.

I'm sure he's crying all the way to the banks. Not just bank; banks. ALL the banks. ALL the Cayman Islands. EVERY depository worldwide.

Great idea 💡

They've been showing movies in theaters for 120+ years; one would think that SOMEONE would have tried this somewhere along the way. Imagine watching an epic like Gone With the Wind and desperately needing a whizz? 😖😖

Mamdani would be pleased if you visited 'New York New York'.

It's been said that "Curiosity killed the cat." Thank goodness they have nine lives. After the first eight times, they go, "Never mind, I'm good. Whatever."

Once again, Steve Higgins is not mentioned in this conversation at all. 😭

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Y'know what I think would be funny? If Melody Thomas Scott married Lorenzo Music, changed her name to Melody Music, and got nominated for a Spoken Word album.

DJT supports anyone who's winsome except for Winsome Earle-Sears.

"Will the members of the jury please rise?"

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When my time comes, hopefully in the distant future, I would want to go peacefully, surrounded by my loved ones. There is a logistical problem with this, though: How do you get 10 cam girls from Latvia into a hospice facility in New Jersey?

I've been around. During voir dire, just answer the question with a minimal number of words. "Do you watch Fox News?" Just yes, or just no. Don't elaborate.

Could it still have been eaten? Did anyone ask George on #Seinfeld?

Abortion is illegal in some states of the U.S.

If I'm ever on a jury, trying a case of either a doctor or patient accused of terminating a pregnancy, I already know what my verdict will be. I know it now... TODAY.

I'll be on the side of justice and freedom.

The milquetoast era of Schumer, Biden and Garland is OVER 🥳🥳🥳

He was a baseball guy, and the Browns went outside the box to bring him into the NFL. Numbers-crunchers are numbers-crunchers, I suppose.

I get concerned if I feel TOO well-rested. "Oh, crap, how the heck am I going to take my next nap???"

lol... I used to get the following two individuals confused: David Duke and David Dukes.

The NICE one was the one who raped Edith Bunker.

IMHO we should have a healthcare system where ALL of us... all 340 million of us... have access to affordable medical treatment and medications. It's NOT ideal to have a system with private corporations making deals with the President of the United States, subject to his depraved whims.

Q. How did Sean Dunn get acquitted of throwing a submarine sandwich at a federal agent?

A. He testified that his real name is Chuck Knoblauch, and he was attempting to throw it to first base.

The entire case was a farce, any way you slice it.

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I was agreeing with you but from a different angle. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

In politics they love you until they don't. We loved Andrew Cuomo so much back in the day that @randyrainbow.bsky.social wrote a tribute song for him. Who knew? Now he is the best friend of MAGA-morons. The Cheneys are similarly played out.