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Puzzle #1009
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My stats are in! I solved puzzle #539 and found the same first category as 44% of players.
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Perhaps James Brolin will win next year, and the trend will be broken. Maybe. AFAIK. 🤔

Daily Duotrigordle #1474
Guesses: 37/37
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75/75 words (+4 bonus words)
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Puzzle #1008
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My stats are in! I solved puzzle #538 ranked average difficulty. Average solve rate: 54%
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Shocking, but not as shocking as something I heard about Frank Sinatra. Word is he never traveled on S-32 through Pleasant Valley, North Dakota. He claimed he traveled each and every highway. "Every"? Baloney!

I like your handle. Amber was my favorite character in 'Boogie Nights'. In a surprising twist, she originated the 'cream pie' with Dirk. I didn't see THAT coming!

One time journalist Deborah Norville asked corporate raider Carl Icahn if he feels like the Little Engine That Could. It took me 30 years to figure out that this was a name pun. ["I think Icahn... I think Icahn..."]

One time I walked away from a bottle of Evian at a casino sundry shop because they were charging me too much. People need to start saying "no" A LOT to purchases at the point of sale; this will get the attention of greedy bastards wearing empty suits.

One time I posted a joke about algebra, but it wasn't original. It was derived from another joke.

"Paddy, you ignorant cunt!"

It's kind of funny, but also tragic, that millions of Americans walk into voting booths, WILLFULLY, and pull the lever for these assclowns. 🙄🙄

I'm OK with figs. Don't really care for prunes. I love to eat dates. 😋

The most tragic thing in this piece is in the third paragraph. Why was this mofo given two presidencies? There were alternatives both times: Hillary Rodham Clinton and Kamala Harris. Neither a perfect candidate; nobody is. Neither with 86 criminal indictments, a history of raping children, etc.

They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.

The UST should mint both the older design and the new one. How's that for a paradigm?

[I'll keep on skeeting this lame pun until it goes viral.]

One time on my pay stub there was a deduction for STD. I went to the HR department and insisted this was a huge mistake. They said, "This is not a mistake; everybody gets short-term disability coverage."

Gale is an androgynous name... Both spellings [Gale Gordon and Gail Goodrich, to name two examples].

My response when I hear this is, "How did this become our reality? How exactly did those guys overachieve on Election Day and beat us? They play to win! They are results-oriented, and we are process-oriented. Let's try to win!"

How about if the UST mints both designs, with and without the olive leaf, to satisfy those on any side of the political spectrum. Personally I'd take one of each. That's my paradigm.

Thanks... my favorite holiday. I love steak 😋

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Puzzle #1007
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My stats are in! I had 0 mistakes on puzzle #537. Average mistakes: 1.4
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Daily Duotrigordle #1472
Guesses: 37/37
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Tuberville: "Yes, I'm a bigot. Anyone got a problem with that?"

Very good analogy. It's very annoying to me that I have to get up and walk to the toilet... but I do it, 'cause I'm not a freaking toddler. Word! #TMI