Jimmy Jungas

Come back to twitter mate.

@brendanovici.bsky.social Apple & rhubarb. Get on it mate.

Tofu, pressed, then cut into cubes, and marinated in gochujang paste before being air fried until lightly crispy.

Then hoyed into a stir fry ae ingins, carrots, rid peppas, chillies, soy sauce & dash of white wine.

Served wae sticky rice, & garlicky pittas.

Hello everyone.

It's been a while.

I hope you're all keeping well.

Best,

Jimmy.

What, are you seriously suggesting the US has *just* gone completely mad?

As if it wasn't completely mad before?

It alwaya was and continues to be the root or all evil on the planet.

Trump is just the icing on the cake.

Homeless guy outside ASDA earlier tonight asked me if I had any change. Said no mate, but would buy him a sandwich.

Bought him a chicken & bacon tripler whilst doing my messages, cost me about 4 quid.

When I got back outside with my shopping he had fucked off. Not doing that again.

Ate a Greggs cheese & onion pastie earlier. It was delicious.

The defensive facial expressions of those about to be ousted from The Boardroom are the best.

It wasn't my fault, it was the other dude.

Fantastic telly.

Will you actually read them when they arrive?

Or will you put them on a shelf?

Alan Sugars one liners are getting worse.

It's absolutely shite, Debs. There's nae arguing about it.

Sounds like a job for Barty.

Ye deleted yer X account, did ye, mate? Well done.

Ye'd better log in again soon, but, even if just to stop it disappearing forever at some point.

Otherwise, you'll be stuck here forever, and it'll be a bit shite.

If this place could sort out the refresh function, I'd be all in.

But until it doesn't, it'll remain absolutely shite.

(I don't want to see the very last tweet made a second ago when I refresh, I want to see the last tweet where I left off).

Two spines?

I'm on it every night, Keith. Makes no difference to me.

What a bunch of absolute wankers you all are on Blue Sky.

You did 'walking away' to a "safe space."

You forgot about those that had to fend for themselves at the hands of Elon Musk on X.

For example, the journalists in Gaza.

You ran when you should've helped to control the narrative.

Absolutely fuckung mint here. Everyone seems to have the same opinion about things as I do myself.

Is everyone still having a lovely time on Blue Sky, saying things to people that will agree with them, and say similar things back to them?

@brendanovici.bsky.social

Hi mate. I had some kiwi fruit and guava ice stuff the other night.

Tasted nice to me, but the missus said the entire pub smelt of BO after I exhaled.

Say cheese

Horrific.

A thin heel from a spectacular loaf of plain bread.

Orange & Peach Ice. Kit looks good mate.

That looks fucking bowfing mate

Best wishes from Jimmy & family to you & yours.

Wishing everyone a very Hoopy Christmas x

This isn't Angeball. The players are not carrying out his instructions. I think he's a goner.

Spurs are toiling here.

It actually amazes me how Ange's Tottenham side can thrash top teams like Villa & City, but then struggle against the likes of Bournemouth, Fulham & Ipswich.

Must be very frustrating.

But then maybe Spurs as a club just don't have the same winning mentality as Celtic.

Thanks a chara.

Pork part is done.

Nae filter