Weh

Fickle Irishman named Ónnigan O'Faggan

Hey Baby I hear the Wiggles callin', Fruit Salad and Big Red Car

Y'know I feel like everyone's talking about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon recently, but there's no way it's real, people will stop talking about it in a week or two

My two modes of dress are apologetic ex-mormon and boy scout casual

*guy who KNOWS

I be wakin up REAL early just to play 7 hours of KCD2 before going to the zoo

Dishonored 3 written by Drill, Pukicho, Dan Hentschel, and SkyMoone

The upshot of all air traffic control being eliminated is that plane and drone-based terrorism just got way cheaper and more reliable.

Rivendell adjacent? Like the Misty Mountains?

Ergo, 'tism

Brown

Conversely you SHOULD name your kid infidelity

Meine scheiss Katze Burgerkoch ist schon wieder auf meinen Fernseher geklettert.

Light-hearted partying cowboy named Porthos Bill

but the golden stickers... they're calling your name...

SHE'S STILL GOT IT

No, Garfield was president before this comic came out

asking the McDonald's cashier for my mcrib medium rare and almost immediately blacking out (it tastes too good)

Emperor Palpatine when his roommates are gone: "UNLIMITED SHOWER!!!"

Terry Winograd was talking out his ass, I and all the other city councilmen 100% denied that permit because they weren't violent enough.

big stew

make one obvs

Sometimes I get notifications from Uber being like "It's time to leave!" as if they're determining the pace of my day. Get in line with every other app, Uber, it's also time to study AND time to open another Pokémon pack.

♪ E. Coli from Krispy Kreme
Glory to the Foodborne King ♪

Liar Liar Gyatt's on Fire

Everyone has a friend who's in a cult, and if you don't, well have I got somethin to tell ya...

I'd start

Is it not ale-swell?

Would you still love me if I sublimated a thick cloud of water vapor every morning