Margaret Choke-a-Bitch

Margaret Choke-a-Bitch

@meeses.bsky.social

I am short.

512 Followers 685 Following 5,286 Posts Joined Jul 2023
10 hours ago

If Lex Luthor and Superman don't kiss in the next movie, I'm out

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10 hours ago
LinkedIn News subject header "KPMG is paying cash for AI use" -- I'm not clicking the link, so I can't really speak to whether the tone is mocking, despairing, or genuinely excited

Still not worth it tho

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14 hours ago

Aaaaahhhh forgot it is also laundry day including bedding and towels

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14 hours ago

Brooklyn’s so far away from the Bronx tho

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15 hours ago

I know as an American I am overweight and don’t actually require regular meals tho

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15 hours ago

Every opportunity I thought I’d have to eat breakfast or lunch has been overtaken by meetings, so no food until dinner

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16 hours ago

Suddenly, a new meeting invite for 1.5 hours from now 😭😭😭

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17 hours ago

4 hours of meetings survived. Now it’s time to immediately pivot to deep work and also time sensitive and urgent customer service and also business as usual maintenance tasks that are rapidly becoming urgent. Come on, self!

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21 hours ago

4 straight hours of meetings starting in 5 minutes let’s goooooooo (burn it all down)

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1 day ago

Well, mom's leg ulcer wasn't bleeding BEFORE she ripped the wound dressing off, but

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1 day ago

Friend I’m supposed to have dinner with on Friday asks if we can still meet if she has a sinus infection whyyyyyyyyyy

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1 day ago

SO GOOD

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1 day ago

Ok, due to budget cuts, my supervisor CAN’T come from London to meet with me next month. I can avoid the office on Take Your Child to Work day! Will get the scheduled booster shots anyway

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1 day ago

Boycott at will!!!

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1 day ago

I thought we had no leaders?!

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1 day ago
Preview
AI Isn’t Lightening Workloads. It’s Making Them More Intense. The technology is increasing the speed, density and complexity of work rather than reducing it, a new analysis of 164,000 people’s work activity shows.

HAHAHAHAHA who didn't see that one coming www.wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-i...

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1 day ago

“Copilot is the UI for AI” kill me now

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1 day ago

Mom says she had a horrible night and is in so much pain, and can’t we just forget about changing the wound dressing…I need to be on work calls for the next 3 hours and can’t…

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1 day ago

AHHHHHHH I missed the work call that was scheduled after I logged off yesterday for 6am today

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1 day ago

Although sometimes you do ask for help, and it just exposes you as the idiot you are, because there really ARE stupid questions! I should just kill myself

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2 days ago

And also, weirdly, the internal stairwell of my apartment building

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2 days ago

This is actually an improvement

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2 days ago
A MAD SKELITEN ANGEL "I HATE GOING ONLINE BUT EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS EVEN WORSE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN WHAT ELSE IS THERE TOO SAY -ADMIN

I HATE GOING ONLINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

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2 days ago

He's more beef tallow than man

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2 days ago

Ahhhh no what is wrong with people

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2 days ago

Yes, 15 days ago it was snowing, and today I was walking around in a t-shirt with a sun hat and no jacket. Hahaha end times lol

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3 days ago

Can we all help her? Like, if we see where he went, can we point, and also laugh, and also maybe trip him?

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3 days ago

$75 in cabfare for this doctor visit, would feel better about it if I hadn’t also had to miss 3 hours of work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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3 days ago

Scheduled a cab, but mom wasn’t ready on time (was working, so didn’t have eyes on her) so paying the $22 cancellation fee, and now we’re going to be late for the doctor appointment

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3 days ago

Doctor wants to see mom in 2 hours fuuuuu

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