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@chardle.bsky.social

He/him/oi you. Woke as hell. I eat tofu and read The Guardian just to annoy people.

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Did you meet any of the activists jailed for exercising their rights to freedom of expression, association and assembly, or those on death row for being gay? Oh no, you wouldnโ€™t have done. Never mind, who gives a f*ck, lend me the whitewash when your done.

Hope the roller coasters were goodโ€ฆ

02.02.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

My counter offer: The biggest con the brewing industry ever pulled off was Guinness convincing millions of people that their beer was anything other than a mediocre keg stout (bottled export excepted).

02.02.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember John Walter, broadcaster and erstwhile partner in crime of John Peel, saying he wanted to review a Yes album with the single word No.

02.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Every Wish card logo, overlaid with the word scam.

The Every Wish card logo, overlaid with the word scam.

UK shoppers, do not use this gift card. Itโ€™s essentially a scam. Read reviews online and youโ€™ll see what we mean.

02.02.2026 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Dfinston (@dfinston) How touching Donald

substack.com/@dfinston/no...

02.02.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you deal with that as a creative person? Whenever I come across something particularly intense, beautiful and amazing, Iโ€™m overwhelmed with feelings of inadequacy, a voice saying โ€œYouโ€™ll never write/paint anything as good as that.โ€ Canโ€™t shut that voice up and itโ€™s damn loud.

02.02.2026 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very virtuous. Well done.

31.01.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s good and bad ducking but yep, that example is annoying and distracting.

31.01.2026 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh but it can be such fun, a way of getting vicarious revenge for years of brain rotting ear worms and in some cases, outrageously narcissistic celebrity posing. Honestly it doesnโ€™t cost me energy, if anything it gives me energy. But Iโ€™m weird and this is probably a minority view.

31.01.2026 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆread I mean, not read for the first time, that I canโ€™t achieve โ€ฆ

31.01.2026 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

O Lord I wish I could read every Le Carrรฉ again for the first timeโ€ฆmaybe I willโ€ฆ

31.01.2026 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wellโ€ฆthatโ€™s ok, the highway is public space, and dangerous public space at that. No oneโ€™s interested in pics of drunks with no kecks on, we want pics of tw@ts in Beamers driving like tw@ts, โ€˜cos that keeps us all safer.

30.01.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh, I see, thatโ€™s quite a niche reason but it kind of makes sense. Iโ€™m glad every single day that I was a teenager in the pre cell phone cameras and soc med era. The stuff theyโ€™d have on me would be hair raising!

30.01.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to hear your answer to Marks question, Danny - how is a dashcam an invasion of privacy?

30.01.2026 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always mute adds and make a drink or something.

28.01.2026 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love the twin Gretsches standing sentinel.

28.01.2026 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The nature of love changes over time but is no less real for that. Your real other becomes a part of you. I can think of nothing worse than staying in the shallows of teenage style romantic love for ever. Youโ€™d never survive the tough times on such emotionally shallow foundations.

26.01.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s astounding is your blithe and naรฏve confidence in the essential honesty and fair play of this and all future governments. If the American experience has taught us anything itโ€™s that itโ€™s unwise to assuming government will always use technology and information gathered from it in legal ways.

26.01.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Brit I do enjoy the euphemism โ€™go to the bathroomโ€™, particularly when used of animals. ๐Ÿ˜Š

26.01.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

25.01.2026 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Alex Pretti is an American Hero, organized by Keith Edwards On January 24, 2026, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, a Minneapolis resident and American citizen waโ€ฆ Keith Edwards needs your support for Alex Pretti is an American Hero

If youโ€™re able, please support this verified GoFundMe for Alex Prettiโ€™s family. And if youโ€™re not in a position to donate, sharing it far and wide matters just as much. Itโ€™s at $300K and counting.

25.01.2026 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5213    ๐Ÿ” 3715    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 144    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99

Itโ€™s not ok to say youโ€™ll work with Labour if they get a decent leader then run against Andy Burnham in Gorton and Denton. It looks like attention seeking. You either want an effective progressive coalition or you want to join attention seekers like George Galloway and Zia Yusuf. Letโ€™s get serious.

24.01.2026 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โš ๏ธ

(Weโ€™re doing punctuation marks inside shapes, right? Or have I misunderstoodโ€ฆ)

24.01.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trials for every ICE member.

24.01.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5906    ๐Ÿ” 1028    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 157    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

What the hell!? I go to listen to a Led Zep song and end up crying like a baby!

24.01.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ณ

23.01.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok makes sense. Though I am pleased to have prompted someone to explicitly deny having fathered every child in private education. Itโ€™s quite a thoughtโ€ฆ

23.01.2026 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Virginia Woolf is a much better writer than Joyce and here she explains why. She implies one great virtue of her own, self-discipline. She doesnโ€™t mention the other great and related virtue her writing has that Joyceโ€™s lacks, which is brevity, a sure sign of genuine literary confidence.

23.01.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always!

23.01.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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23.01.2026 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16129    ๐Ÿ” 20386    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213    ๐Ÿ“Œ 351

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