Counterfeit Jade

I love our boys so much!

OCs are
YìnHuā, my boi
Song YiJie who is @counterfeitjade.bsky.social 's
and Ning Zhu who is @cucumber-salad.bsky.social 's

It also made me make a dragon because I missed drawing wriggly boiz. Bonus points if you can guess their true name from the first image.

Disciple Binghe holding up his long wriggly Dragon Yuan.

Okay so I read a fic and it affected me so much I had to pretty much immediately draw this. He's so proud of his baby.

The SQUISHIEST OF SQUISHY TOE BEEEEAAAANS AAAAHHHH

My Boss is an Alpha!: An omegaverse parody for Scum Villain.

My Boss is an Alpha! [OMEGA BEI]
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#svsss #moshang

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a cartoon character is holding a basket in front of a house with the word republica fifidon on the bottom ALT: a cartoon character is holding a basket in front of a house with the word republica fifidon on the bottom

SY out there like

Aaahhh thank you do much!!

You just get off to giving YQY the hardest time LMAO

The real doom flag for YQY is Uli.

to condense in the wrong head!

He was instead using every ounce of will remaining to keep back an embarrassing whimper as he failed to stop his traitorus hips from rocking back towards his shizun's considerable warmth.

Maybe... maybe he ought to inquire about permission to visit QCP amd ask his Mu shishu for permission to review their library for any aids in this particular anatomy challenging skill set!

At least, that is what he would have thought uf every once of brain power wasn't making a very determined rush

Stifled without more hands on help from another.

His shizun must have been terribly concerned to be going so far as to ibstruct him PERSONALLY through the steps of dual cultivation!

But shizun! Truly! This disciple understands now! Thank you but there is no need to make yourself go so far!

and was FINALLY catching on.

Of course it would be a secret technique which required strict and strenuous working up to seeing any clear progress he was familiar with. But things of this nature was natural to discuss with trusted and close cultivators at a point where one may find their progress

(Hehehe 😊)

There was more to the sensation, than the terrible awkward slickness, and the admitted discomfort of his puckered opening tugging with the drag of something warm and far more solid and THICK. Thicker than even two of his fingers combined!

By now- SY was embarrassed by his incompetence

Until... "Show this Master then what you've learned. It is time for this one to examine you."

his shizun was even more strict than during the earliest sword form lessons!

"Show this master how far your finger went before it was too much," later became "Tell this master, how many fingers were you able to add this time?"

routine of ""stretches"" whilst using the newly crafted oil and learning new techniques in breathing methods. No matter how badly it made him blush and stammer when told-- and then ASKED ABOUT not just if but HOW he followed through!

When it escalated to the point of adding fingers within himself-

was granted the mind boggling and infinitely embarrassing task of seeking out some indecent flowers to extract and process into a highly concentrated and qi treated oil, that SY did exactly as he'd been told.

Following that what else could SY do besides obediently take on the absurd new nightly

yet required.

Now- oh now SY's certainly going to be learning a great deal of very secret and personal techniques. Developed by his shizun himself- specifically for this disciple.

Certainly SY will be understanding of his Shizun's care and investments in his progress.

It was only natural when SY

of his shizun in guiding the new youths.

But LBH would never permit him to leave. As such he never permitted this particular disciple to ""graduate"" from his studies either.

No- instead there were always some little secrets which needed to be taught yet. Or perhaps tweaking in his cultivation

Shizun BH who gives his truthfully near to become Hall Master for how his most beloveded pupil had far surpassed his curriculum and was beyobd the age of being sent back out into the world as a rogue wanderer- or to take up mantle as a Hall Master in rights to focus his talents and aid the efforts

a sympathy card with white flowers and the words sincerest sympathy for you and your family ALT: a sympathy card with white flowers and the words sincerest sympathy for you and your family

Oh Stamps I am so sorry for your loss 🫂

FEEL BETTER SOON!

Gotta quit being allergic to so much demonic affections I guess.

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The system baits him with 'super secret exclusive item!' And shen he buys it the bidet just mocks him

HE'S THE BEST BOY I LOVE HIMS SO MUCH AAAAHHHHHH