If it’s any consolation, the text is even worse! 🙃
Every now and then I think of that one family that drank ten gallons of milk a day and blamed the expense on Joe Biden. I wonder how they’re holding up.
It still is! Words have meaning!
Yup, bingo!
Once again making my pitch that the book that defines Trump and his administration is Norman Boutin’s Empress Theresa.
*wearily*
“Democracy” and “Republic” are not antonyms.
A republic just means your head of state isn’t a literal monarch. Canada is a democracy but not a republic. Eritrea is a republic but not a democracy. The United States is both a democracy and a republic.
Every single time I open Google Maps in the browser, I have to click five different notifications *begging* me to use the app instead.
I’m sure I take unflattering pictures of my boyfriend but - importantly! - they’re For My Eyes Only.
My cat has many concerns, but most of them revolve around his belly and when I’ll be home.
But Andy, isn’t it more important that the commander-in-chief gives his cabinet ill-fitting shoes? Isn’t that the true mark of leadership?
Trump promises easy solutions to difficult problems, and I can absolutely see Steve Jobs making a deal with that particular demon.
He had a rare case of treatable pancreatic cancer and decided to drink smoothies instead of treating it. He’d absolutely be an RFK Jr supporter and thereby a Trump supporter.
There is not going to be a negotiated settlement, the best-case scenario is that things taper off over the next weeks as we run out of targets, and we return to status quo ante bellum but with a much less stable Iran and a much more active and engaged US military presence in the Persian Gulf.
Honestly that’s literally how they see geopolitics. They see Russia, for example, not as an enemy but as some sort of brotherly rival who’s ultimately a friend.
The Holocaust. That’s the objective benchmark.
Trump is a fascist fuck, but he’s also not literally Adolf Hitler.
i think that it is plainly obvious that we should bankrupt Palantir on day one by cutting all of its contracts and declaring it a supply chain risk.
I’m pretty sure the nazis are more Islamophobic than Stephen Colbert, actually!
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It’s so cool how many Americans earnestly believe the RFK Jr conspiracy shit about “the uniparty” or “health secrets THEY don’t want you to know”
Wouldn’t it make more sense to become Mr. Freeze? 🙃
i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”
I’m sure it was exhilarating and transgressive that you got to yukk it up with nazis while they cracked Holocaust jokes. It must’ve been real fun.
And now all the fun is gone and it’s finally dawning on you that maybe their Holocaust jokes weren’t just jokes.
Relatedly, I hate the stylistic choice to write articles as if a third grade teacher is explaining things to a particularly dull child.
Articles can just tell me things directly without the condescending verbal padding!
oh fuck off
“Pretense of protecting women”
This is just “My taboo kink turned out to be less fun in reality than I thought it would be”
It’s 2026.
*Sultans of Swing intensifies*
If your skills rot to the point where I could do it with an LLM myself, then what’s the point of your job? Why should you get paid?