Guaridiyeen Luka

Day 4 of being a tourist imitating Statues and the locals haven't noticed

a cartoon character with a green leaf on its head is standing on a white surface . ALT: a cartoon character with a green leaf on its head is standing on a white surface .

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This is Watson. She doesn’t support testing cosmetics on animals unless it’s like this. 12/10 (TT: x.larajane)

Lvl 385 195hours on ng+4 🫡🫡 loved this game

Casually googling

I really need gym rat mode to kick in please 😔

I need to see the Adoring Fan be told "Wait here. Yes, right here." While Drift Away plays in the background

Imma sleep so fucking good tonight 😪😪😪

5 Loads 🥵🥵 #gaynsfw

He gets fucked by me and then immediately wants to get fucked by his teammates(Roadhog)

PSA: The sleeping Totodile is perfectly shaped for cuddles

Any other gays able to muscular control their balls? Like I can manually lift and drop my balls and apparently that's not normal?? Balls just hang and ur not suppose to be able to controll them??? LIKE THE KINKY WIGGLE YO EARS ????

*me thinking I was just doing normal guy physiological stuff*

My Dr: Yea thats a party trick my guy, that's not normal.

Damn It felt nice, first time ever wearing a whole Tux setup. Rip my heels tho 🥲

Slowly making outfits sona coded 😅

Lmaooo I just noticed the ankle tease

I litterally slapped your ass to wake you up and you screamed at me in return 🤣😭😭

Post your fav Pokemon, wrong answers only

I Applied to be the Crow mascot for a local insurance agency. If I get an interview do I show up in my raccoon onesie to prove I'm chill being in costume in public?
I've also never suited before so it's like an excited fear emotion about it?

***Burgers

Another day another warning, don't eat Black Bear or the Habit, tried reaching out but can't get through to pass on information

Sick I'm on the right idea then ty 🫡

Gotta test clean off weed to get my adhd meds.
Elder Stoners what is the fastest way to clear it from the system?

Time to start going back to PF 🫣

Bawr!

Me tbh

Man I miss the colors of the sky...