julia

YouTube video by julia m the simpsons (lyric video)

new song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy halloween guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qz...

YouTube video by julia m the simpsons (lyric video)

new song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy halloween guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qz...

why can you not upload videos on bluesky???

how do people have time to listen to more than a single album a month... do you like, listen to music while doing other stuff or something

llm that scrapes news & summarizes daily. llm that reads my discord servers and summarizes everydays highlights for me. llm that hangs out with my friends for me whenever i cant make it and records audiovideo & creates summary so im always up to date. always up to date

i have the cocktail ordering habit of a richer woman

aside from that, adjusting that leads to an infinite loop of trying to make the other side match and fucking up a little every time until everything is unsalvageable and its time to smash the mirror and cry on the bathroom floor and then try again from scratch maybe

no no the other side is done and perfect already ofc

if you fuck up the same eyeliner wing three times in a row it should be socially acceptable to kill yourself

IS THIS WHAT ITS LIKE IS THIS WHAT ITS GOING TO BE LIKE? IS THIS WHAT ITS LIKE IS THIS WHAT ITS GOING TO BE LIKE?

ohhh you're creatively infertile? uh sorry thats a dealbreaker i want brainchildren

i'm debasing myself for money (applying for jobs)

NOT A PART OF ANYTHING!!!!!!
-> I <3 NOT BELONGING <-
#1 OUTSIDER

like i should add that this is currently the only pot on our balcony, there are no tomato plants nearby (except maybe on another balcony nearby...?)

a plant that is very likely a tomato spontaneously started growing in the hibiscus pot on our balcony alongside another tiny mystery plant and is now almost taller than the hibiscus
and a) i have no idea how it got there but it's amazing
b) i need to figure out how to repot plants hahahaha

check out my girlfriends webcomic!!!!!!!

so um... are there lots of employers looking to hire a girl with a rough exterior but a kind heart beneath it all who's been steadily chipping away at a bachelors degree for 8 years (0 prior work experience)

could mean something terrible is coming to an end? it all depends ofc

this white pigeon just tried courting every single female pigeon that walked past but they all flew away immediately 💀 bro got L rizz

ok it was possible plus there is now video footage of me catching the bridal bouquet

it is imo

i only want to make videogames so i can write schmaltzy songs for emotional conversation cutscenes like with the IV iv I at the end and everything

3 deadly allergies rvery day but they get randomized what youre allergic to

getting into mixology solely bc i'm also getting into cooking and have to do something with the leftover egg whites

like, there's no room for "do i like this" or "is this fashionable" after all the "does it fit (probably not)"!!!!

as i'm tackling this problem i'm realizing i would probably enjoy and have enjoyed fashion more if my body was not strangely shaped in every way imaginable

this is the easiest kanji to memorize because whenever i see it i immediately think "yo the nothernlion symbol!!"

there's some kind of pattern here

and if yes, how

do you people think its possible for me to figure out how to dress well for a wedding if the wedding is in a month and i normally wear band shirts dirty jeans and shoes with literal holes in them? 😬