Ryan Catanese

Other team has the ball?

Sounds like a you problem. Keep me posted.

Messi living my dream life

This could not have gone into my camera roll fast enough

Wow international break huh

Much like USMNT callups, ‘I’m good enough to do this still’ not huge part of the calculus for Darlington, which I mean as a massive compliment

Just trying to be fair! Not sure 1-0 is what I would call it when one of Ange’s two Cab Cup runs also ended round 1!

Ange lost his first Cab cup game with Spurs to a much worse team?

It seems crazy to say with how good so many players on this roster but Lily may just be the best of them all

What was Ange 1-0 in?

We have countless examples of AI becoming sycophantic and agreeing with whatever to the point of driving people actually crazy. If you want actual critique of your thoughts, AI would not be my choice

Him saying this wearing that hat is so funny

And here is probably the problem that needs solving (with MLS/the world?). But there are some extremely wealthy people who see the value in local/regional

I guess what I’m saying is: be college football?

Being your local wins! Some teams have done that well! It probably won’t ever be more than that but that’s probably ok if they do that well!

Lily Yohannes is the best soccer player,, actually

Also lmao at criticizing Nuzzi sleeping with a source and throwing all journalistic integrity out the window as ‘slutshaming.’

No one cares who she bangs when it’s not directly contradictory to the entire ethical code of her ostensibly pretty important job!

They’re very lucky to have you buddy

One of the best to ever do it in this league

You need to log off

Bradley : Trent :: Sterling : Ibe

You seem to be very bad at this comms thing and should potentially take the advice of someone better at it

Congrats Kim, great get for them

Seems like he’s fitting right in

Not ridiculous completely believable almost obvious

You are a truly pathetic worm

City are 2/3 of the way through a full rebuild.. there’s a reason they were after a fullback for much of the summer

I know I’m a dad bc this is my first bluesky contribution in weeks but I simply couldn’t not make the joke

I think technically you’d call them undead but that gray area kinda their thing

Think I’ve come around to - ‘he won’t be great but will probably score ~15 goals and that’s prob all they need him to be’

Bad day to be a hater