Ryan Catanese

Ryan Catanese

@cataneser.bsky.social

I sling soccer ⚽️

605 Followers 188 Following 206 Posts Joined Jun 2023
6 days ago

Foden-coded

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6 days ago

Cool thing

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1 week ago

(Good take)

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1 week ago

Airport takes huh

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1 week ago

The difference is I follow other leagues where athletes simply aren’t mistreated thanks to opportunities enabled by free market capitalism

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1 week ago

The nerds have won but at what cost

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1 week ago

Look at what these people have done to the game that I love

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1 week ago

The wait for that late Declan Rice throw in was where my radicalization began

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3 weeks ago

That’s a vintage ‘sign the guy to go here please’

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3 weeks ago

The European mind truly cannot comprehend the American youth sports industrial complex

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3 weeks ago

Asked all the time by brands why we lag in soccer and it’s pretty simple:

Elsewhere soccer is a technical enterprise, here it’s a commercial one.

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3 weeks ago

It’s an absolute logistical nightmare with the FIFA calendar though!

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3 weeks ago

Feels like the jury on both is prob still out in 2026 but maybe and also maybe wing play exists in some sense

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3 weeks ago

I think a high ceiling has to start with ‘unlocking’ (utilizing the strengths of more effectively) a healthy Miggy and Latte, which.. I don’t know maybe?

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1 month ago

Just jumping in quickly to say I’ve been seeing these and it rips. Love it, keep it up, etc

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1 month ago

A man who’d maybe have a ballon d’or if he played 20 years earlier

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1 month ago

Classic

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1 month ago

I’m an alpha dawg, the superior and prototypical male figure and peak masculinity 😤

Also I need the government to force a girl to like me 🥺

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1 month ago

For sure - just don’t see Tiare as a guy Tata probably sees a ton of use for

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1 month ago

Nothing but love for That Game but Tata is ripping the Crew’s arm off for that money I think

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1 month ago
Verifying…

Here’s a great place to start www.runofplay.com

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1 month ago

Buddy we are out here POSTING 🙏

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1 month ago

Have been reading both for a decade plus. This is just a bad take.

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1 month ago

Definitely the sign that you are about to say something that is very much a real thing

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1 month ago
Preview
two soccer players standing on a field with the words calm down greg it 's soccer it 's soccer on the bottom ALT: two soccer players standing on a field with the words calm down greg it 's soccer it 's soccer on the bottom
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1 month ago

‘In a very real sense, Trinity Rodman is Greenland’ is a level of getting lost in the sauce I’m not sure we’ve ever seen.

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1 month ago

‘In a very real sense, Trinity Rodman is Greenland’ is a sentence I never thought I’d read!

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1 month ago

Ok maybe I’m just a CM stan but now I crave a follow-up blog called ‘so hey, Gareth Barry, let’s talk about that’

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1 month ago

Interesting to think about his Italian brethren Roberto Mancini through this lens, who also absolutely loved Gareth Barry at City

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1 month ago

May be a half-baked take but am generally of the opinion that the current ~23 and under USWNT will be our best ever team

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