@annie.bsky.social
the pendulumβswing manifests in everything
new thing, not really a blog post loginasroot.net/tess_report_...
16.01.2026 05:29 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0π΅βπ«
24.11.2025 18:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Need to make up a contrived reason to buy this for autumn
25.09.2025 03:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You got it π«‘
13.09.2025 00:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, what are they gonna do? Send Claude after you?
12.09.2025 17:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0None, obsession, I support women, yes
19.08.2025 10:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What's next? A license to make toast in your own damn Tess?
19.08.2025 10:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0catgirl: meow
doggirl: woof
angelgirl: faint hum emanating from the halo
contraptiongirl: twenty seconds of hideous metal scraping against metal followed by a bang, a crash, and the tinkle of broken glass
Tess hostage tweet
13.08.2025 01:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pats your halo
10.08.2025 06:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why did you repost this just to remove the human part lmfao
10.08.2025 05:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm panel 2 but she genuinely doesn't remember the password (this will not deter me)
06.08.2025 17:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Least horny asexual
02.08.2025 00:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯Ή
02.08.2025 00:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi hey hello hi there beep boop
01.08.2025 23:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
01.08.2025 06:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tess.
You've let me in your home
This is exactly the sort of thing I would think you'd be good at and it's so immensely cute
23.07.2025 18:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tess.
21.07.2025 18:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
19.07.2025 20:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Trick question she would open as I would see her and become so instantly enamoured I faint causing her to ask if I'm okay after I regain consciousness (this is what the kids are calling rizz)
19.07.2025 09:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was me
19.07.2025 01:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why does every angel girl love Matt Levine
Money stuff is haloslop
Not me, I've just been rating your taste in media each time you watch something
16.07.2025 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you look like a cis girl
15.07.2025 19:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But only 1/2 of those things apply to you
15.07.2025 00:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg meeeeeeee
14.07.2025 19:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who up scrollin they texts
14.07.2025 19:29 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Counterpoint: Texas is farther away than Oregon
14.07.2025 18:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm hosting fyre 3. I'll let you in for a cool $1k, steep discount for getting in on the ground floor
11.07.2025 04:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
