Hackbridge Harry

Currently at Streatham Station awaiting the Thameslink service to Luton. A town described by Lord Asquith in his 1922 biography "My Glorious England" as populated by men with limited intelligence and women with questionable hygiene standards.
#Luton
#VisitLuton
#TravelGoals

Donate to The Long Run Home 2025, organized by Adam Barr I am attempting to run 100 miles solo along the Great Western Way from London this Sunday 03 August … Adam Barr needs your support for The Long Run Home 2025

A great cause for great people
@smpbrixton.bsky.social

gofund.me/f8d38155

It starts today...
Come on you Terrors !!!!

Never in doubt

Competition Time: Just come back from a nice long walk.
Which one of us wanted to start a fight with a horse 🐎?
Was it:

A/ Mrs H

B/ Hackbridge Harry

C/ Queen Willow of The Wandle

Her Majesty Queen Willow of The Wandle, The Duchess of Cheeky Chops has returned on a state visit and is now helping me eat some toasted bagels.

TOOTING AND MITCHAM OPENING LEAGUE GAME

Tuesday sees the start out of our league campaign with a home game with Corinthian Casuals.

7.45pm kickoff

Combined Counties Premier South
CorinthianCas
Tuesday 29 July, 7.45pm
Imperial Fields, SM4 6BF

Supporters Club Committee meeting completed now for some Podcast research.

open.spotify.com/episode/6bvU...

#SoccerTime
#GroovyBalls

"I'm currently still waiting for this 1914 Stock locomotive to leave Basingstoke station on it's short journey up to London Waterloo after pointing out to this pair of cunts that the train is running 3 minutes late according to my 1924 South Western District Timetable"

I will soon be arriving at East Croydon Station, described by Dame Judith Cathcart in her book 'Travels for Young Ladies and Debutantes', as the best place to get genital piercings and neck tattoos.

Does anyone else find it crazy that you can walk into a bookshop and be charged £9.99 for a paperback novel that took the author a year to complete, but £17.99 for a completely blank notebook?

Well that's a bit more to the Hackbridge pension pot.
It won't change me though. I will continue to be a miserable, opinionated, stupid and totally ignorant twat.

Typical woke nonsense from Feargal Sharkey here. What about the majority of people in the UK like me who enjoy swimming in rivers full of human shit, sanitary products, and wet wipes.

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Just seen Arsenal have signed yet another player from Chelsea. Fingers crossed this one will not be as totally fucking rubbish as the other shite brought over from Stamford Bridge.

Watching the Wimbledon Men's Final and the BBC have just shown an ariel shot of London showing the fantastic views and famous buildings... Why don't they ever show an ariel view of the majestic sights of Mitcham, Croydon and Thornton Heath
#Wimbledon
#BBCTENNIS
#BBC

Getting ready for the 3rd series / season of The Bog End Podcast. How will Tooting and Mitcham do this season ?
Who will be the main challengers this season, and can we still take the piss out of Dulwich and Tottenham ?

More podcast research in The Crown of Mitcham

Brian Bolland

For a club that has done so much to promote Woman's football at all levels. The decisions taken over Partey and his employment with Arsenal FC really needs to be out in the open. An awful state of affairs which needs a good explanation from everyone involved.
#partey
#Arsenal

Out with my beautiful lovely family. Enjoying the sun and bohemian atmosphere of Battersea. Ant is paying so fully intend to fucking rinse him

YouTube video by Artificial Idiots HILARIOUS Glastonbury Festival Interviews! | FULL VIDEO | (Veo 3)

youtu.be/QEhrdhrm3o0?...

Absolutely mental
What a headfuck.... What a brilliant film.

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Just seen Arsenal have signed another Chelsea player and now just watched that nasty horrible cunt Liz Kendall on the BBC News being a horror bag yet again. And I'm too fucking hot. FUCK OFF !!!!!

What a horrible nasty bitch.
Liz Kendall is showing what a shower of uncaring bastards are currently in this Labour Government. I thought the Tories were bad, but this lot are really taking the piss.
#LabourAreDangerous
#labourfailure
#labour

Please just take a moment to realise that all over the UK, thousands of Middle Class Bohemian Rebels will be washing their genitalia for the first time in five days.
#Glastonbury2025
#GlastonburyFestival
#Glastonbury

Pretty sure, Joe Strummer of the Clash said in 1977 "Rock and Roll is rebel music, if it's not rebel music, it's not Rock and Roll". Add Elvis, Little Richard, Bowie, Alice Cooper, Bob Marley, The Sex Pistols and The Clash to a long list of other Rebels. Stop fucking moaning

No mention in the Telegraph or DailyMail about Loyalist Drum and Bass DJs "Punishment Beating" who played a two hour set in the Pam Ayres Vegan Tent last night. Double standards.
#Kneecap
#Glastonbury2025
#GlastonburyFestival
#Glastonbury
#BobVylan

I thought Boris was a low point in British politics. A useless stupid buffoon with no common sense what so ever. But Starmer is proving to be a gutless clown full of sound bites and bollocks. What the fuck happened to British Politics.