Messer Best

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Here I am on the winners of today's Merseyside Derby writing words down.

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@peterwelsh68.bsky.social hiya mate is the meeting happening tonight at the white hart?

100% of summer done, lads

There’s no sweeter sound than the sound of the van door shutting on the street as whoever’s been doing that thing that needs/needed doing in your house leaves.

I wouldn’t say I’m good at cooking nowadays, but I’m getting to the point where if you’re coming round mine for tea, you can reasonably expect an enjoyable meal, even if I’ve not made (what I call) lasagne.

I agree with all this, except the bit where you expect the facilitators will face *any* consequences. They never, ever do.

Kent council bans transgender books in children’s library section KCC says the move came after a

If y'all thought book bans could never happen here, I've got bad news for y'all.

BBC News - Kent council bans transgender books in children’s library section - BBC News
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Wrote this about Diogo Jota and Andre Silva

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Proper Willy Loman vibes innit

“Willy finds it and hands it to him, unconsciously ignoring, in his nervous and pathetically humble distraction, his own advice never to handle or tend to objects in a superior’s office, since that is the responsibility of “office boys.”….”

Ethan Shone @EJShone93 Labour MP David Taylor who called for Glastonbury remove Kneecap from the line up says the festival "did not bother" to respond to his letter, despite him chasing the press team four times

Lool, get fucked

This is what the bathroom shit and sports and who plays them shit and all this crap leads to: hate crime murders being done in broad daylight. You can draw a straight fucking line from the invented bullshit bathroom issue right to this. The smallest stuff is life and death now. I'm really sorry.

I’m going to start doing that i think

I have been in Tooting since January, for the most part. Job done, home time.

I cannot stress this enough: do the weird thing.

The hobby, the course, the group, the volunteering, the reading, the relationship, the home. If people take the piss, so much the better – chances are it will make you happier than their bland minds can conceive. Be brave.

Wonderful timing

#rampant

We have a downstairs cluggy in the new gaff and I presumed i’d never use it, but it’s a nice size, has a heated towel rail and a well comfy seat. I’m in there all the time. ALL the time

66% of winter done, lads. We can do this.

Poor old horse. I think about this quite a lot youtube.com/watch?v=SBW3...

Featuring the least-likely attempted singalong in the history of music

All this James Watts stuff reminded me of a twop twip I tried to get them to use in Twitter’s heyday

“IMPROVE your work/life balance by becoming a freelance unicyclist”

I thought it was funny

What could have been announced is investment and prioritisation to implement the recommendations of multiple reviews/inquiries that the Tory govt ignored. This will be taken as a win by all the wrong people for all the wrong reasons.

I dont like arsenal and tottenhams are not a threat

All Spurs tonight arent we

Was your last place higher up?