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Douglas Johnson

@johnson487682.bsky.social

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Latest posts by johnson487682.bsky.social on Bluesky

Maybe someone whispered "cease all motor functions" to him.

07.11.2025 05:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know. I think these high-protein spicy bananas are pretty good.

20.08.2025 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's OK. He was crossing his fingers behind his back, so it doesn't count.

14.05.2025 02:36 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So, have you seen Trump's new official portrait? 😆

19.01.2025 14:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Because so many of us realize US news outlets are sh!t, and we trust the BBC more.

13.01.2025 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's more of a Lavender Haze, if you ask me.

17.12.2024 01:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying `` im crushing your head ! '' ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying `` im crushing your head ! ''

I might have tried this one. ;)

04.12.2024 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep, here we fkn go again. smh.

04.12.2024 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Boy, do I have a surprise for you!

04.12.2024 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't get it. What's the connection between Anna Kendrick and Father's Day? 😉

03.12.2024 19:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I don't get it. The article says "the X owner was criticized after calling the actor the R-word in a tweet", but the only disgusting "R-word" I can think of right now is "Republican". 😉

03.12.2024 19:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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