there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true
Maybe “Department of War” was a pretty good clue where this clown car was driving to.
My car's starter just cranked its last but it's final excruciating turn was the one that got me home from work on the first night of a 4-day weekend so with a replacement zooming through the fulfillisphere for me to install tomorrow I'm going to chalk that up as a win
Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps
Pierre Poilievre couldn't have delivered that speech because he doesn't know that much about the real world. And he is constitutionally unable to say anything that isn't partisan and focused on tearing down, rather than building up.
That can't possibly be Jerome Powell's real voice
When Renee Good said "I'm not mad at you" what the ICE goon heard was "I'm not scared of you."
That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.
At this point I'm almost certain they've got a guy somewhere who's entire job is to choose songs for their propaganda videos based on their rage-bait potential.
Venezuela is separated from the US by just over 1000 miles open ocean.
Canada, with not quite as much oil but with lots of minerals and basically all the fresh water, has a few lakes, a handful of rivers, one library, and about 6500km of imaginary line.
Good times. Goooood times.
But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
At this point I put the odds of them saying Global TV committed an Act of War and being woken up by para-troopers raining down on Hamilton at just about even.
Reporters sticking with X because they get so much engagement from Nigerian America First MAGA accounts.
‘Give me your money now, wait right here and I promise I’ll come back with the drugs ASAP. I got you bro, trust me’
The dumbest people in the world, before you get to the fact that they have all been marinated in evil and sleaze
I've never put much stock in creationism before now but the J6 Capital pipe bomber is currently the right's most sane and civilized voice and that's the sort of shit you'd expect a Darwinian system to nip in the bud
I've never put much stock in creationism before now but the J6 Capital pipe bomber is currently the right's most sane and civilized voice and that's the sort of shit you'd expect a Darwinian system to nip in the bud
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George who? Seriously dude short of your BFF's gf you're going to have to start drawing ADX Florence cell #s out of a MAGA hat to have a chance at punching through at this point
He's totally going to try to start some shit tomorrow and release Ghislaine in the middle of it, right?
Hey CFIA: If you're going to deprive me of my Gruyere AND my Reggiano, you need to come up with something that sounds scarrier than Lumpy Skin Disease.
Shit, I'd roll the dice on some mad cow if it meant keeping my fusilli sufficiently parmed.
Hey if they can land the Lancaster there...
"Who would have predicted this?"
- Black women did.
- Trans people did.
- The *entire* disability community did.
- The anarchists did.
- Post-Evangelicals did.
"Well why didn't I hear them."
You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.
The irony of surviving a heroin addiction only to be taken out by a regular strength Tylenol gel-cap
The year is 2001. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what songs the radio can play.
The year is 2025. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what shows the tv can play.
The year is 2050. Sinclair is perfect. I have no complaints. I named all my children Sinclair.
I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?
It doesn’t matter who the shooter turns out to be, they’re just going to keep saying what they’re already saying about the motive to further their agenda and it’s all so fucking maddening and scary and hopeless.
Feels like sacrificing a pawn to protect the king.
"The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work" - Gov. Gavin Newsom.
