Damian 🇨🇦

The dumbest people in the world, before you get to the fact that they have all been marinated in evil and sleaze

I've never put much stock in creationism before now but the J6 Capital pipe bomber is currently the right's most sane and civilized voice and that's the sort of shit you'd expect a Darwinian system to nip in the bud

I've never put much stock in creationism before now but the J6 Capital pipe bomber is currently the right's most sane and civilized voice and that's the sort of shit you'd expect a Darwinian system to nip in the bud

The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be strapped for cash. She said there's very rarely anything in just before, but that they get inundated with toys in the days after. And it really made me think about it in a way I never would have before. If you know your child is going to get lots of presents from father Christmas this year, by clearing out your cupboards a few days early you could make another child's Christmas a lot more special too. Saw this & thought I'd repost

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George who? Seriously dude short of your BFF's gf you're going to have to start drawing ADX Florence cell #s out of a MAGA hat to have a chance at punching through at this point

He's totally going to try to start some shit tomorrow and release Ghislaine in the middle of it, right?

Canada halts importation of some European cheese following lumpy skin disease outbreak Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

Hey CFIA: If you're going to deprive me of my Gruyere AND my Reggiano, you need to come up with something that sounds scarrier than Lumpy Skin Disease.

Shit, I'd roll the dice on some mad cow if it meant keeping my fusilli sufficiently parmed.

Hey if they can land the Lancaster there...

"Who would have predicted this?"

- Black women did.
- Trans people did.
- The *entire* disability community did.
- The anarchists did.
- Post-Evangelicals did.

"Well why didn't I hear them."

You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.

The irony of surviving a heroin addiction only to be taken out by a regular strength Tylenol gel-cap

The year is 2001. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what songs the radio can play.

The year is 2025. Sinclair is using a tragedy to suppress what shows the tv can play.

The year is 2050. Sinclair is perfect. I have no complaints. I named all my children Sinclair.

I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?

It doesn’t matter who the shooter turns out to be, they’re just going to keep saying what they’re already saying about the motive to further their agenda and it’s all so fucking maddening and scary and hopeless.

Feels like sacrificing a pawn to protect the king.

"The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work" - Gov. Gavin Newsom.

You know who benefits most from antivaccine conspiracy theories as national health policy?

Our enemies.

Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day.

Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.

It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.

He's going to sell Alaska back for $14.4 million and spend the next 6 months bragging about how he doubled their investment

Fuß Tattoo Motiv der Kopf von Dr. Zoidberg aus Futurama (farbig, rot) die Zehen dienen als Mund Tentakel

Das perfekte Tattoo existiert ni-

Joking about crab rave aside, I do think this public outpouring of disgust at the death of hated villains is a powerful, useful thing. I think it's good that we do it, and I think, broadly, that it serves three functions.

(1/?)

“Whether one really loves God can be determined by the love borne toward others.”

Rabbi Levi Yitzhak of Berditchev

"Maybe we try dusting off infrastructure week Idfk"

until everyone got hooked on chat gpt and the like i don’t think i understood what my teachers meant when they said ‘when you cheat, you’re only cheating yourself’

Drew just sent me this

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democrats cannot stop him from using the military against American civilians, I'll have no choice but to support all of his future terms and inform on my neighbors when they criticize him.

They’re not behaving as if they’re in a four-year term.

They’re behaving as if they’re in an everlasting dictatorship.

Are we all clear on this?

Who do you see when you are sick? Jenny McCarthy
What makes you sick? 5G phones

This person's vote counts as much as yours lmao

Waking up and rushing out the door thinking im 5 hours late for work and getting halfway to the yard before realizing the clock says PM, not AM, would be fucking hilarious if I hadn't remembered to take my ADHD meds in the process.

a man in a black suit says you know this story is not going to end well ALT: a man in a black suit says you know this story is not going to end well

A game 7 at home for the Leafs on day 2 of a 3 day holiday weekend that revolves around 2 things: binge drinking and fireworks.