Or a 'Ring' doorbell π
I think we'll be needing faecal recognition software!
Shots fired
The far right's inappropriately-named "war on woke" was always, in reality, a war on empathy. Now the Daily Mail is finally saying the quiet part out loud...
It's ChefGPT.
π¨ Print Edition β Reform Attacks Byline Times
Reform UK accused Byline Times of βattempting to derail a democratic electionβ for reporting on Matt Goodwinβs academic ties to organisations linked to discredited pseudoscientific race ideology
This must be in his pre bone spurs era.
To be fair, he's not got a great record where children are involved.
Didn't some other cunt talk about something lasting a thousand years??
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I can rest easy now π
Petition.
Any ship that gets sent to the Gulf to bail Trump out of his self created mess to first be renamed HMS Epstein.
To be fair, he can't remember the lie he told five minutes ago...
Hmm, now you're going to tell me that Split is imaginary too....
Trump is an absolute moron!
Not just lies, they're trying to smear you!!
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So, I should hope not that you're not imaginary???
It's so confusing...
How about you stop your tariffs nonsense then we'll help.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ck...
Billy Bone-Spurs here dressed up like the fucking Nutcracker
And, coincidentally, war news has displaced Epstein Files reporting by 80%. Funny, that.
Top prize is a daytrip to Clacton.
You're fucked if you ever need a character reference ππ
My mate lives in Upton upon Severn so I asked him if Minge Lane was a real place.
He just came back and said it is, and what's more, his mate lives at no 69 πππ
I shan't be buying a Samsung TV then!
Might be worth contacting Samsung and telling them you'll be looking elsewhere for your next TV if they continue supporting filth..
"itchy hoop and a semi"
Does that make it a half arsed post?
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I may just draw a veil over the whole thing π