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Cory Tunts. Shadow Minister for Foreign Political Interference

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Yeah, but what if the Hokey Cokey really IS what it's all about....

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He probably popped in to get some fags.

10.03.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sir, we've used up all our bombs and missiles and everyone still wants to see the unredacted Epstein files.

10.03.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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GREAT NEWS!
A special task force of elderly bald men, smelling of chives and armed with small penises, has arrived to liberate Dubai from the Iranian onslaught!
πŸ’ͺ

10.03.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 3
Preview
Andrew O’Hagan Β· Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

The finest take down of the institution of monarchy and "class" and the grasping, greedy, venal, entitled, and very stupid people it enables that you will read today or any day.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

10.03.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1151    πŸ” 495    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 69

β€œHe is, of course, a serial liar & prone to espousing completely contradictory positions within moments of each other.” It is extraordinary to me that journalists continue to β€˜analyse’ Donald Trump without adding this constant caveat. It does readers, listeners & viewers a grave disservice.

10.03.2026 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1175    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 12

How much more evidence do we need? The ultra-rich and the governments supporting them will destroy everything for the sake of profit, power and pride. Nothing is precious to them - not human life, not the living world - except their own wealth and status. Our survival depends on resisting them.

10.03.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5832    πŸ” 2046    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 109
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Pathetic little knob jockey.

10.03.2026 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Operation Epic Fuckery.

10.03.2026 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The senile old cunt has confused 'respected' with 'reviled' hasn't he.

10.03.2026 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Schroedinger-Epstein war.

10.03.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The bastards have all closed their short positions and gone long haven't they.
It's all just a fucking casino to them.

09.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Howard's Bell End.

09.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And he's incontinent.

09.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Add one word to a film to ruin it.

A Hard On Days Night.

09.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Only 14 short of 20,000 signatures now πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ - can you help get this get over the line? act.38degrees.org.uk/act/Ofcom-is...

09.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A man was seen walking past the US Embassy in London yesterday just shouting….

BASTARDS, BASTARDS, BASTARDS, BASTARDS

At the top of his voice.

I think we should organise a 24 hour rota?

08.03.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

Certainly is.
If only Rentokil had a Fascist elimination division.

09.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Kidney Stone.

09.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it smells of pubs and Wormwood Scrubs and too many right wing meetings...

09.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe...

09.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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I think they call it The White House...

09.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, they all look a bit flea-ridden...

09.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who would buy that twats autobiography?

09.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully he'll end up shooting himself in a bunker!

09.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's just too much, even for people with lots of time on their hands...

09.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's too high a price...

09.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Github.

09.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idea for a new disaster movie - A bunch of really really stupid people elect a moronic child molester who then sets about totally destroying the global economy...

09.03.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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With all of the horrors he's unleashing on the world, I know this is not the biggest deal, but he is such an unspeakable disgrace.

09.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1670    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 172    πŸ“Œ 23