Rick Yaeger

Happy Birthday!!🎉🎂🍰

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That said, I want to wish my amazing friend @greggrunberg.bsky.social a Very Happy Birthday today. So glad to have a friend like you. You rock.

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Going to try to remove myself from social media as much as possible going forward.

I just have no time for it anymore.

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Jet is a stone that is very black.

Things that are described as “jet white” are therefor not white, they’re black.

It’s like saying “fire engine plaid”

Julian McMahon, star of 'Nip/Tuck' and 'Fantastic Four,' dies at 56 The Hollywood star's father, Sir William McMahon, was the prime minister of Australia from 1971 to 1972. His mother was an Australian socialite and fashion icon.

Fuck you cancer!

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Do we still watch reality shows?

Alligator Auschwitz ?

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Don’t despair, Americans.

Your Constitution had a 236 year run before you voted to empower people who would cut its balls off.

You’ll bounce back.
Grow new balls.
Write a new Constitution based on the old one and have a renewed understanding of what it means to each and every one of you.

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Trump will not be brought down by a clever or viscous meme.

Try something else.

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This man is my true father. #JPPATCHES #patchespal

As a Canadian who learned most of what I know about the US from School House Rock, is it true that of the 3 rings of the US government, the Supreme Court is the only one not elected by national vote and the only one that is a lifelong appointment?

Pay your share, fascists!

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Is it necessary for cowboys to always be in uniform? The hat, boots and belt buckle combo is not an all-occasion outfit.

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Dear Downstairs Neighbor, the United States of America…

Please teach your President to behave appropriately and get along with the other world leaders. He clearly needs to be socialized but first he must be trained not to lash out at others.

-The Rest of the World

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RIP Lalo Schifrin. A great talent.

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It was on this day, all those years ago. Remember and avenge.

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No, you are, Bill. Bill is always amazing.

Drunk Skeet: в︎ἷł︎ł︎ ƈᾄм︎ῥ ἷṩ ᾄм︎ᾄẓ︎ἷᾗʛ. Ἷ м︎ἔᾄᾗ ʀἔᾄł︎ł︎ẏ. ἔvἔʀẏҭђ︎ἷᾗʛ ђ︎ἔ'ṩ ἷᾗ, ђ︎ἔ ќἷł︎ł︎ṩ ҭђ︎ἔ ғὗƈќ ὄὗҭ ὄғ ἷҭ. ἷғ Ἷ ᾧᾄᾗҭἔḋ ҭὄ ṩҭὗḋẏ ᾄƈҭἷᾗʛ, Ἷ'ḋ в︎ἔʛ ϐἷł︎ł︎ ƈᾄм︎ῥ ғὄʀ ł︎ἔṩṩὄᾗṩ.

From the guy who brought you the exploding car, the exploding “cyber” truck, the imploding social network and the foreboding presidential bromance…

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Happy Autistic Pride Day

Lovebird (Qeela) sleeping in my hand

Family snooze time

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If you could go back in time to pre-war Germany…

YouTube video by MSNBC Gov. Newsom tells President Trump to 'stand down' amid L.A. protests

You are witnessing the end of the United States as we have come to know it.
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Art is always a risk, but especially when you’re depressed. If it works out it can make you feel like, “maybe I’m not as much of a loser as I think” but if it doesn’t, it just confirms your worst thoughts about yourself. #depression #warofart #papercraft #woodcraft #cricut #umbrella #pagoda #maker

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They always say, don’t compare yourself to others, it will only bring you down.

That’s not entirely true.

If you compare yourself to me, you’ll probably feel a lot better.

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It’s day one of a two day heatwave and our refrigerator just died.

Trucked all our food over to the mother in law’s. Thankful to have that option …and food.

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Today is the anniversary of D-Day, the day the Allied forces of America, Canada, Britain, and France invaded five beaches in Normandy, France to defeat German forces during World War II.

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Trump isn’t just an asshole, he’s a narcissistic juvenile maggot-infested prolapsed distended rectum.

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Happy Ferris Bueller Day.

Thanks to a diligent sports writer, we know that June 5, 1985 was the day Ferris Bueller and his buddies played hooky in the classic John Hughes film 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off.'

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The greatest technological advancement in kitchen appliances over the past 50 years is the adding the ability for them to set their own clocks.