NYC bloomfs!! Doing my new hour Sunday (before Oscars dw) with one of my favorite funny geniuses Erik Martini opening. It’s so silly and sweet and I’m very proud of the work we’re doing on it; come hang as I petition the Vatican to make my mother a saint!!
Tix via xomichaejohn.com
International Women’s Day
Sleigh Bells soundtracking the Serena Williams GLP-1 commercial…
Makeout! At The Sketch Show
I miss you
C’est la twi
No one—least of all white gays—need to hop online to “vindicate” Matt and Bowen for the Crockett/Talarico thing. Weird and unproductive caping!
One day at a time 🙏
Cried to the new Gorillaz album this morning
Ty king 🥲
Bloomfs I have a v exciting spring/summer ahead in my comedy career (!) and I want to play shows to hot people everywhere…
So! if you are either and would grace me with an email list signup, I promise I will only send you show dates and di$count$!
And then we kiss
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Sending this to the bros tn
NYC bloomfs! My new hour of comedy MOTHER, SUPERIOR is back for Sunday service on 3/15 at 2:30p!
Come pregame the Oscars with me, Best Original Gay Guy in a Profoundly Stupid Solo Show. I promise you one BELLY LAUGH after another… more HAM than HAMNET… BUGONIA.
🎟️: xomichaeljohn.com
That’s my once in a generation political talent, iktr
Happy anni gorgeouses
I exclusively associate the word hefty with the garbage bags and their hit jingle… much to consider
Better when you do it
Hit the slay button
Oh ?
I kinda love that Bsky image moderation has such an eye for VPL
Pre blizzard doom spiral check in
Will crushed on the show last night 🥲
I would do my Olympic free skate to “I gotta feeling”
This is how I dom
NYC bloomfs this is Friday! My monthly show TGIF moves to its new home in midtown (and celebrates its first birthday!) with a smoking hot lineup of queer baddies. I love this lineup down. Start your night with us, Drag Race is pretty dull this part of the season!
Tix via xomichaeljohn.com.
Suffer in silence Sunday <3
Here’s the thing… love IS love IS love 🙏