Michael John

Just give me your money now 💅

This is so stupid lmao…

*charli xcx voice* everything is……

N E R V E W R A C K I N G

.. ohhh …

Where did the term “fluffy” to describe bodies come from? It’s awful lol

I’m sorry babe, sending you a big hug ❤️

On BAKE OFF, the narration will be like “it’s a scorcher in the tent as British Summer Time is in full force,” over a shot of bugs buzzing about the sun-lit tent and then they’ll cut to a shot of Paul and Prue adjudicating in knee-length peacoats… I love it

Gm baby

❤️❤️❤️

Miss you angel

Literally look who’s talking baby

Thinking about you like

Last day of pride month

NYC Pride is a nice reminder everyone is gay actually

But sometimes the windswept hair is cute on the homies

I’m really glad that “Michael John anticipates the next song being DJd based on the first few bars being mixed” is still a charming party trick in my hands and not as annoying as it sounds to me

Man I really love being sober on pride weekend without a trace of irony… it’s so much fun for me to be present for this stuff 🥰

I love Acid Betty and how much she rides for Cucu

Downloaded the accu-weather app last week and the notifications are all this kind of fucking unhinged boomer click bait mixed in with actual alerts, it’s horrible :)

Also make out with me this weekend at pride stuff

Can someone redo the Fiona Apple album art for “when the pawn…” but with “when the chile is tea but the finna is gag sis I’m dead as a chile” for me? It was my birthday Tuesday and I got next to no nudes

You been knew

I can work with that, I’m delusional enough

It’s cancer season fall in love (with me)

HBD TO ME CUOMO CONCEDED YAYYYYYYYYY

And when we are in kissing distance, that will do just fine as a good response

Well now we’re cooking

You too @classicsftw.bsky.social don’t just like the post, let’s go!!!!!!!

And this is community care❤️

Ok baby let’s fuckin go