“Hello, my little friend.”
“Um, hi.”
“See that lady holding the camera?”
“Yeah?”
“She leaves for work in an hour.”
Okay (Blue Jays), this is great.
I was never on my rocker to begin with.
We are the laughing stock of the world. Only maga live in the alternate reality.
As I was saying…
Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."
The hardest part of marriage is not being able to key his car when I get mad
feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
Yes, Poilievre won his byelection with 80% of the vote. But remind me why he was running in a byelection in the first place?
Heinrich: And what was really stunning to me as someone who has been in a lot of these press conferences a few things very unusual. You had Putin come out and address the press first. We are on U.S. Soil here
This must be so conflicting for Donald.
He hates being trolled but can’t help admire how smart Gavin sounds.
GLORIOUS and FREE
https://PeaceLoveCanada.ca
Damn! I love the UK!
Me fighting back the urge to reply to certain posts
A smirk and a smile when the squattter is asked if he'll pay back taxpayers
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Apparently, if you break every law at once, they can't do anything to you.
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
Shocking that Trump would gravitate to a sport that works on an honor system where you keep your own score and are supposed to call penalties on yourself.
The Pittsburgh Pirates have fired the Coors Field scoreboard operator.
Password must include one capital letter, one lowercase letter, the square root of pi, a proof of Fermat’s Last Theorem, and the secret name of God.
My favorite morning routine at a hotel is brewing a single cup of coffee, stirring in the powdered creamer, taking a sip, then pouring it down the drain.
So arrogant he simply assumed he could solve the Middle East's issues in a couple of days.
When he can't, he just issues a made-up statement saying "BOTH SIDES HAVE DECLARED CEASEFIRE!!! YOU'RE WELCOME!!!"
When they reply "Uh...No we didn't" and continue bombing, he's out of ideas.
Tantrum time!
Even though he’s old, this dog still gets excited when seeing his owner.. ❤️
When a service dog sits in front of you on a plane.. 😅
Treat JD Vance on Bluesky like we did Donald’s birthday parade. Ignore it, don’t show up to watch it, and he will soon become sad and dejected.
