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This job was initially given to Space Force

Thoughtful of Giuliani to commemorate this election by performing his own version of “Tha Crossroads” music video

Glad he’s gone back to his natural hair color

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

“I am officially calling for Full Patriot Activation across New Jersey” is something a nine year old would say over a bunch of assembled toy soldiers and forget having said roughly two seconds later

Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew Polio was eradicated because Jonas Salk chose not to patent the vaccine, if you want a perfect example of a socialist act. Quote Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63 · Jun 24 Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.

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Is it too much to ask for just one Cheney obit/remembrance to run with Christian Bale’s photo?

Probably silly to reply, but not a blanket claim about Boomers. Was thinking specifically of the liberal donor class, much of which isn’t v. progressive. That said, Trump won Boomers in ‘24. No Kings was ~ 7 million people, impressive but ~ 2% of the population. We’re talking about different groups

It’s also, in a nutshell, the sentiment of an entire cross section of older rich liberals itching to abandon younger generations they perceive as insufficiently grateful for the shattered country they leave in their wake

“Point blank range?” Does this mean the sandwich was more . . . . of a club?

I don’t see what the fuss is about. Leaving the politics aside, it was a classy move to send a few invites over to the Make-A-Wish people

Most innings in a single World Series: 75 (1912)

Most innings in a decisive WS Game 7: 12 (1924)

2025 would beat *both* records if it makes it to the 13th.

You’re going to make a great old Mister Hobbes

So the monkeys were never diseased and now they're dead. Life is a highway

Damn, Gorkapedia was *right there*

Neither here nor there, as I have other kinds of garden variety narcissism that compel me to write other sorts of fiction, but I do find it a peculiar sort of conceit, the idea one might envision usefully something in the wake of the collapse of systems almost nobody comprehends

It takes a specific sort of garden variety narcissism to write post-apocalyptic fiction

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“Saddest man on earth”*

*According to multiple recent studies, Musk is the happiest man in recorded history. [345,346,347,348] He has never been mad online. [349-756]

“That’s the experience that you had” is not nearly the own she thinks it is. It’s also a pretty pure expression of the bunker mentality a lot of the Biden people obviously had and still, evidently to some extent, have

From the group’s reactions, you’d think these guys had never witnessed a delayed snap

They’re saying he reenacted Joe Pesci’s “what is a grit” scene from My Cousin Vinny, only without any of the levity or charm of the original performance, or indeed any awareness he was reenacting anything at all

“An Elon voice inside my head said, Don’t look back, your head’ll get stuck”

“It was the kind of outfit our grandmothers would see as lingerie.”

For sure, dude

I guess crime there is up. They say the local police are making more collars than ever

It’s a special kind of brain where stupid and crazy overlap completely

Halloween works best when half the population doesn’t spend every day LARPing some painfully cringe fantasy

And he thought it was finally safe to go back to elementary school

Headline took my breath away