McMESSMAKER

Assault with a deli weapon.

The American press and public really need to figure out how to simply dismiss Trump's pretextual claims for authoritarian attacks and then resist the attack itself, not debate the claim. We have spent months asking "but is the Ivy League really antisemitic?" and now "but is DC really crime-ridden?"

Show me your getaway vehicle

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

do my last name next!!!

do you think if you played Metroid in front of an armadillo it would pick up any skills

when I say "trust the process" this is the process I'm talking about

I don't say this lightly: The New York Times should fire the reporter and editor who chose to present a leak from the white house as if it was a leak from Harvard.

Don't print lies in the newspaper

Ran into folks this past week that refer to ChatGPT as "Chat", which now has me second-guessing the use in any context 🤖

The Vanilla Ice generation of teachers.

If dinosaur transvestigation becomes a thing, I think it's time we just pack it all in.

True parody scansion mastery is an art known only to an unholy few…

i think i actually want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard, you don't speak for me, paul or al or whatever

We haven't seen this level of civil unrest in America since the zoot suit riots of the late 90's.

This photo looks like JD Vance is posing with an array of slightly-off clones.

BREAKING: Charles “Entertainment” Cheese has murdered again

This is why the internet exists - to discover you’re not the only “B and nothing but B” person out there

B is, and always shall be, the GOAT

An illustration of Godzilla sitting on the edge of a cliff looking off into the distance looking somewhat solem.

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces

"We don't create unattainable looks - actually the AI model for Guess looks quite realistic," Petrescu says.

If I were a detective I'd tell every new client "I'm on the case....adilla" and then open a briefcase on my desk with a quesadilla inside

Lehrer's performance is sampled in the track "Dope Peddler" by U.S. rapper 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story, (2) In 2013, Lehrer said he was "very proud" to have his 60-year-old song sampled. His response to the request to use the song was "As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?" [21

Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.

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Jimmy Eat World - Goodbye Sky Harbor

There’s the next baby step!

The baby step is to Instacart a week's worth of microwave meals. It'd probably cost less than a single DoorDash order, and you still don't have to leave the house.

Weezer front man Rivers Cuomo playing guitar and singing

Mamdani beat him in the primary and he's going to beat him in the general