McMESSMAKER

“People are strange” is mine

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.

Open mailbox

you could try deez; i hear it can help with posters madness

As a Clevelander, "Slightly better than Johnny Manziel" is not exactly a selling point...

First thing that came to mind.

[Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]

[smiles in Ohio]

I feel like most of the Disney moms I know are full-on resistlibs (alt national park reposts for days), and they’re all posting cancellation screenshots. Whoops.

The Initial attempt to build a Matthew McConaughAI hit a speedbump when the Chatbot kept adding a fourth “Alright.”

Comedians famously tone things down when you tell them to shut up

A classic Bloom Country comic strip where Surgeon General C. Everett. Koop is ironically crushed by a massive block of tofu (and accompanying bean sprouts).

you’re telling me someone packed this bay full of greens

BREAKING: Charles “Entertainment” Cheese has murdered again

Further research is required.

No wonder Musk is impressed, the London march stretched all the way to the Arc de Triomphe

you’re telling me this west is mid?

millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific

YouTube video by Michael McFarland "A Work In Progress" - Body Painting Time Lapse Music Video

Same thought. Tried messing with them for interview footage, but there's a reason every youtuber just uses hard cuts instead of morph cuts - it's uncomfortable to watch in a way that's hard to put a finger on.

I did make a whole music video using it, though!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t_U...

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

Not to be all Ruthkanda but my wife and I were talking about this whole thing and my kid chimed in with "they should make a rechargeable battery for the sun like when I have to charge up my remote control car" and I didn't have the heart to tell her she was smarter than the entire Republican party

WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?

Audio engineer brain broke for a moment when I read this.

One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested. Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away. House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.” Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests? Read more House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

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Didactic tweets that instruct people on how people should write academic prose ought to be written thoughtfully, I'd think. Also, in her own words:

By her advice, shouldn't the sentence have ended like this-ish?
"...but allow me to illustrate with an example from something I wrote."