Kalshi bet that Trump will make a 6 7 joke when talking about Iran
I’m e-dating all of the Duolingo characters
I have no 6 but I must 7
White people hear Kendrick come on and go “Oh heck yes!”
I cunt therefore I am
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I don’t get to finish until the döner guy calls me boss
Need a bush flavored vape
The Large Hadron Collider wishes it could shove atoms together like my ass cheeks do when I walk
She did the cup song on my thingy #awooga
Talking to shawty and she start gushing like Kirk’s neck
The 6 7 kid will grow up to work for Lockheed Martin
Grandma fuckin type beat
What if we invented a car that only works when you’re getting head
Juggalo dating app
Shawty got a dick only a mother could love
Calling the front of the plane a gockpit because I stand for equality ✊
There’s no wonder why no one tells you about pissing off of a high ledge while smoking a cigarette. A king does not want you to sit upon their throne
Calling last night’s chili mac the football team the way it’s running through my guts
Gonna hire an a cappella boy band to perform while I consummate my marriage
Gotta waffle stomp this pepperoni pizza so the wife doesnt know I’ve been eating in the shower again
I evicted Stuart Little
If it’s from a computer it cant be a lie
Running on an hour and half of sleep listening to Cotton Eye Joe remixes
Cookie Clicker nude mod
Im in a soup polycule and it’s kind of like a muppets movie where Im the only human and everyone else is just a bowl of soup
Fentanyl is good for you, they have it in hospitals
Woke America strikes again
Gooning to the AI generated waifu on the side of the fansly truck
Saddest story in 4 words: Twin’s butt, never dug
