Amber West

Happy Sunday!

This one is for my anxious girlies…

I’m still alive! I just honestly forgot about this place.

So, hi!

Thank you!!

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I don’t know what it says about me that I, as a writer, can’t figure out how to share this news, but…

My romantic comedy series has been optioned by a major studio. 😱

So, it looks like I’m interested in the DC universe now.

Today’s science/arts and crafts lesson…

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Resisting the urge to do 90s Glamour Shots for my “professional” author photos.

Love this bookstore and the way they show up and support indies! If you’re in Central Florida, go check them out! @thenewromantics.bsky.social

“Your emails don’t exist merely to be enjoyed, consumed, and forgotten.”

Honorable mention:
“Dr. Worm claims to have attended John Hopkins. But I suspect he’s not a real doctor. Worse yet, I have it on good authority that he’s not even a real worm.”

- An Accidental Address

“Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think the appearance of a penis merits pyrotechnics.”

- Missed Messages & Mixtapes

“Some people need us…take up less space because if we didn’t, they’d have to face how insignificant they are. You take up every bit of space you want to in every way you want to. Don’t let anyone make you feel otherwise. That’s their insecurity. Don’t make it yours.”

- Love, Loss, & Lists

“When I read, I don’t need to hear what some other idiot thought of it, I just care about what I thought. If I think you have something interesting to say, I’ll ask you, and I won’t be providing fancy cheeses for the occasion.”

- The Cattle Conundrum

Picking favorite quotes from each book I’ve written:

“As far as I’m concerned it can never be too early for pie or too late for bacon.”

(This quote was shared on Wil Wheaton’s Facebook back in the day, so it holds a special place in my nerd heart. 😂)

- The Ruth Valley Missing

DM me an email address and I’ll send it out! 🧡

I’m giving away a few Kindle copies of my latest release, AN ACCIDENTAL ADDRESS.

If you enjoy:

- banter
- relationships developing via correspondence
- mature characters

…reply to this thread!

Release day glamour.

(Aka just got in from weeding the backyard jungle in a cool EIGHTY degrees. But the scrunchie is orange, so that’s on theme, I guess?)

Anyway, check out AN ACCIDENTAL ADDRESS!

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I feel like the Chiefs just prepped to cover Saquon and nothing else and OOOOOF.

Anyways, go BIRDS.

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I love the Eagles offensive line so much.

Final day for this giveaway!!

If you like romances that develop through correspondence, An Accidental Address comes out on Monday and is available for preorder NOW!

For fans of the Moore Brothers’ novels, this novella follows Julian as he responds to an email that wasn’t meant for him.

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I did!

I’m going with 🇨🇦

You are correct in your suspicion 😂

Alright, everyone, it’s been a minute since we’ve done introductions so, in the most corporate fashion, let’s do two truths and a lie.

💛 I was kidnapped when I was 4.
💙 Radiohead was my most played artist on Spotify for 2024.
🧡 I worked at NASA.

Your turn.

Mood.

If you’d like to imagine/read along with me, you can preorder the novella now: a.co/d/2BAtrgn

Between that Professor Pedro still from the Fantastic 4 trailer and the Starbucks Pedro pic floating around, I just feel it’s important y’all know that’s who plays Julian (in my head).

Ooooo!

Just a reminder for those who like free things and books, I’m having a Book Box giveaway to celebrate the February 10th release of my novella!!

Just a reminder for those who like free things and books, I’m having a Book Box giveaway to celebrate the February 10th release of my novella!!