Zac M

Zac M

@blondemarshmallow.bsky.social

Late 30s Chicagoland Fanboy Dog Dad Gay Geek Nerd Silly Goose Aspiring Comedian and trying to get comfortable with my body

173 Followers 596 Following 344 Posts Joined Jul 2025
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Kerry Weaver did not bring queer representation to crutches since the 90s for people to be mean to you my friend.

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2 days ago

He seems like a top who cries everytime and asks you to pray after while going over the NDA one final time

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3 days ago

Why are they making the water oil colored black? I mean I know that’s all
We think of it, but whatever happened to subtlety

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3 days ago

The borg episode in season 2 being one of the best prequels of all time

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3 days ago

Happy international women’s day to all women, cis and trans.

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3 days ago

Okay but hearing what chainsaws were originally for was the worst thing ever for women. Let’s saw your vagina in half to get a baby out is the most male coded thing ever. Let’s do that internal condom that has barbs in it instead.

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My top 9 games. To be clear, that’s the 90s X-men arcade game. I’m pretty adorably old school queer and want simplicity. But I’m always up for something new. I always want to be a better gaymer.

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4 days ago

I was so so sad for yall because we had that one in Chicago first and it was amazing and I was so jealous and happy for yall. But it didn’t make sense they canceled it. The fandom is still there. It’s the best fandom there is even if a lot of it needs fixing

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4 days ago

Okay but think about it. Sabertooth has a bussy that is the most self healing ever. He could have the roughest sex ever and it would heal. Like is he the ultimate bottom? In this essay I will…..

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4 days ago

No one understands when I go ohhhh Randy Travis randomly.

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5 days ago

Who are these cuties

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5 days ago

Me wanting you to move out of the way and see all the action figures. Not that you aren’t cool. But I love a geeky setup. Can we get a room tour and how you put them together?

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5 days ago

I financed mine with a loan. It’s my new student loan payment. And it doesn’t seem fair that hair does that still in 2026 and we can’t have long hair if we don’t want to do so.

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5 days ago

Good luck on the hair surgery. Mostly cis man here who had to get 1 and I’m working on no 2. It should just be free.

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5 days ago

I can pop mine out on command and pop it back in. I was prescribed weight lifting and strength training and I cried

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6 days ago

You built it brick by bricked up brick.

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1 week ago

Your flag means death to the patriarchy. So fab.

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1 week ago

Unicorn. Very femme, perfect hair, but has a sharp edge with a horn

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1 week ago
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Monochrome Monday #mcm #monochromemonday #tiddies #chest #gaybear #gayotter #queer #gaychub

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1 week ago

Your purple hair is gorgeous. Do you do yourself or pamper and go to a hair stylist

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1 week ago

I’m so so thankful I met him. I want an enterprise moment

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1 week ago
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My babies Martin and Remi Joseph looking less unhoused to glam again. #shihtzu #dogs #haircut #makeover

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1 week ago

Gulfstream War

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Day57of365 Day58of365 Day59of365 Day 60of365

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Day53of365 Day54of365 Day55of365 Day56of365 #queer #gaychub #gaychaser #gaybear #gayotter

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1 week ago

Zofran and Ginger are the ways to heal my dear lady.

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1 week ago

The capitalism in me looked up Iran and instantly tickets to Iran came up during the strike and they were still having it as an ad was late stage capitalism.

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1 week ago

There is ethical consumption under capitalism ever so go for it.

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1 week ago

When u have a sinus infection, you order ice cream to ur house even though it’s way expensive because you’ve been farting all day but the antibiotics haven’t made you go potty and u still to work this week 3 days in person & u wish u could just rest but you can’t. Send hugs and dirty photos

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