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Zac M

@blondemarshmallow.bsky.social

Late 30s Chicagoland Fanboy Dog Dad Gay Geek Nerd Silly Goose Aspiring Comedian and trying to get comfortable with my body

170 Followers  |  592 Following  |  343 Posts  |  Joined: 04.07.2025
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He seems like a top who cries everytime and asks you to pray after while going over the NDA one final time

09.03.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are they making the water oil colored black? I mean I know that’s all
We think of it, but whatever happened to subtlety

09.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The borg episode in season 2 being one of the best prequels of all time

09.03.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy international women’s day to all women, cis and trans.

08.03.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but hearing what chainsaws were originally for was the worst thing ever for women. Let’s saw your vagina in half to get a baby out is the most male coded thing ever. Let’s do that internal condom that has barbs in it instead.

08.03.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My top 9 games. To be clear, that’s the 90s X-men arcade game. I’m pretty adorably old school queer and want simplicity. But I’m always up for something new. I always want to be a better gaymer.

08.03.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was so so sad for yall because we had that one in Chicago first and it was amazing and I was so jealous and happy for yall. But it didn’t make sense they canceled it. The fandom is still there. It’s the best fandom there is even if a lot of it needs fixing

07.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but think about it. Sabertooth has a bussy that is the most self healing ever. He could have the roughest sex ever and it would heal. Like is he the ultimate bottom? In this essay I will…..

07.03.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one understands when I go ohhhh Randy Travis randomly.

07.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who are these cuties

06.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me wanting you to move out of the way and see all the action figures. Not that you aren’t cool. But I love a geeky setup. Can we get a room tour and how you put them together?

06.03.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I financed mine with a loan. It’s my new student loan payment. And it doesn’t seem fair that hair does that still in 2026 and we can’t have long hair if we don’t want to do so.

06.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck on the hair surgery. Mostly cis man here who had to get 1 and I’m working on no 2. It should just be free.

06.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can pop mine out on command and pop it back in. I was prescribed weight lifting and strength training and I cried

06.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You built it brick by bricked up brick.

06.03.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your flag means death to the patriarchy. So fab.

04.03.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unicorn. Very femme, perfect hair, but has a sharp edge with a horn

03.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Monochrome Monday #mcm #monochromemonday #tiddies #chest #gaybear #gayotter #queer #gaychub

02.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your purple hair is gorgeous. Do you do yourself or pamper and go to a hair stylist

02.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so so thankful I met him. I want an enterprise moment

02.03.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My babies Martin and Remi Joseph looking less unhoused to glam again. #shihtzu #dogs #haircut #makeover

02.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gulfstream War

02.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day57of365 Day58of365 Day59of365 Day 60of365

02.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day53of365 Day54of365 Day55of365 Day56of365 #queer #gaychub #gaychaser #gaybear #gayotter

02.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zofran and Ginger are the ways to heal my dear lady.

02.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The capitalism in me looked up Iran and instantly tickets to Iran came up during the strike and they were still having it as an ad was late stage capitalism.

02.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is ethical consumption under capitalism ever so go for it.

02.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When u have a sinus infection, you order ice cream to ur house even though it’s way expensive because you’ve been farting all day but the antibiotics haven’t made you go potty and u still to work this week 3 days in person & u wish u could just rest but you can’t. Send hugs and dirty photos

02.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t remember this part of Star Trek IV the Voyage Home

01.03.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0