@idkmatts.bsky.social
(they/them) π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ shall i compare thee to a summerβs day? no, a summerβs day is not a bitch.
wanna crash out so badddd but i fear losing people if i do :β)
15.05.2025 03:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i would like just one week. just one single week where something doesnβt go horribly wrong
04.05.2025 04:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i should be able to go home from work if i am very very sleepy
03.04.2025 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0does anyone know how to survive taking metronidazole (flagyl) without becoming deathly ill. please i am so serious
22.03.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0update: it was NOT in fact period symptoms lol
20.03.2025 15:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0never not showering after sex again!!! this shit is awful π€
20.03.2025 15:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yβall ever get period symptoms that feel like the flu
17.03.2025 05:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0someone please take me somewhere i can touch grass and cry
11.03.2025 18:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love you so much π€
03.03.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I LOVE HER
02.03.2025 19:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hamburger on hawaiian bun sounds rly good rn
13.02.2025 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wow, who knew a steaming hot shower could fix my entire outlook on life
12.02.2025 00:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hehe i love the smell of an auto shop place
08.02.2025 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starting a Parks & Rec rewatch to spend some time with goodhearted public servants
07.02.2025 05:04 β π 11509 π 535 π¬ 365 π 53
Orange and white cat in a shallow box. On the edge.
I am . still tryng. despite tha bullshid.
05.02.2025 03:35 β π 4397 π 422 π¬ 82 π 14am i just biased or are butch lesbians just like? automatically the absolute coolest person in any given group they are part of??
04.02.2025 06:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.
03.02.2025 13:05 β π 12429 π 1455 π¬ 225 π 62yβall ever burp yourself like a baby
28.01.2025 13:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was all in Project 2025β¦
25.01.2025 17:04 β π 38579 π 6696 π¬ 1192 π 371things iβve been forced to hear my neighbor do through shared wall:
- indulge singing delusions (most obnoxious voice ever heard)
- cough/gag up surely buckets of phlegm
- have the most rousing rounds of sex
- also severely verbally abuse/assault his partner!! (immediately ordered wellness check)
Helpful!
21.01.2025 04:30 β π 66274 π 15035 π¬ 775 π 697you know youβre an adult when βtreat yourselfβ involves buying new bath towels for yourself on payday
18.01.2025 07:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thank you, appreciate it!!
18.01.2025 06:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
wellβ¦ hereβs my latest pull lol
18.01.2025 05:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0will some they/them lesbian with a septum piercing please tell me what it means that iβve been pulling almost exclusively major arcana in my latest tarot readings
17.01.2025 05:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0reminder to self: rest IS productive
11.01.2025 21:23 β π 3549 π 587 π¬ 56 π 19i need someone to PLEASE tell my neighbor that he is NOT the pop star he thinks he is ππ
12.01.2025 05:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one thing for sure is i be fartinβ
29.12.2024 15:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0finally finishing my shampoo and conditioner at the exact time and iβm taking this as a sign that iβm where iβm meant to be in life
17.12.2024 05:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my friendβs parent is currently using a βif iβm SUCH a horrible mother, iβm sure your friends will take SOOOO much better care of youβ which is honestly just really funny bc itβs like YES ofc we will???!!! lmao the fuck
08.12.2024 06:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
