🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱

Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Throat issues

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Monster carrots at today's Farmer's Market

Hung, u/c

Would you say that's a Bluenami, George?

Maybe next time the Virginia GOP could run someone from at least the 20th century, if not the 21st

I jumped up to tenor for one season in carolling.

The best part about singing tenor?

Not having to sing with tenors.

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake in SNL's iconic "Dick in a box" music video

Has she not heard the good news?

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Rap: Alvin Kamara, Rashid Shaheed expected to play Week 9.

I have read water & energy footprint analyses about paper or plastic or reusable cotton bags.
The takeaway in all of them is that none are clearly better.
However, eating meat (especially beef) & driving to the grocery store are several orders of magnitude more important & harmful

I want to see the melodramatic fentanyl exposure fake seizures but with a hoagie

Look how aloof she is smdh

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

SNAP BENEFITS, which increased by Billions and Billions of Dollars (MANY FOLD!) during Crooked Joe Biden’s disastrous term in office (Due to the fact that they were haphazardly “handed” to anyone for the asking, as opposed to just those in need, which is the purpose of SNAP!), will be given only when the Radical Left Democrats open up government, which they can easily do, and not before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT

Trump confirms he is weaponizing hunger

I feel you but tbh I regret skipping mine

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!

a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched . ALT: a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched .

SONG FOR A FURRY

Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants

Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate

Most Democrat response ever

Elbow in the neck, stepped on his foot...

Nothing

Could Yei maybe not dribble through a crowd any more

Respect rhe deep cut

Would

At our age, Troy, as long as he comes at all amirite

The extra-wide stance

they're all 12 years old

Did @leximcmenamin.com contribute to this at all? Is firing her the day before a huge election supposed to help your image with hedge fund managers or something? Super weak sauce.