Packtion

@packtion.bsky.social dr strain dying in a glue trap

Character I used to imagine when I was very young when I would look at the Atlantic ocean. I would try and fail to draw it because it was way before my motor skills really developed, so I always said I would draw it when I'm older. Literally babies first OC

The aliens said "can you guys be chill about this?" and we were like "uhh.....idk actually. They're probably gonna want to study you or kill you or something" so we filmed it on the aliens movie set (ties up the technological loopholes) and got sent home with the footage

Assorted packtions

"MY LIFE ISN'T FALLING APART! MY LIFE IS FALLING *OUT* OF APART, BACK *INTO* TOGETHER!!!"

Costco - cheese we made by emulsifying DJ Akademiks
12oz: $8
24oz: $14
1 whole wheel: $113.78

$1,000 or dinner with Ringo Star

Loving all of the support for my new single "Fraud Icosahedron". Thank you all for the kind words. Had a good idea for my next song: 5 Triangle 1 Drumstick. Thoughts?

website name: the-pob.xxx
website tagline: the porn is on the pob

thank you so much. okay. i think im ready now!

it looks SO much like spam with the link i'd soar past shadowbaned and land squarely in regular banned

I will do anything to get this link not to embed

If I have to provide a second phone number to create an alt account on your website, then exactly what kind of community does that foster? that's right. a social media platform FULL of CHEATERS and DRUG DEALERS. actually saying that out loud now everything makes sense

if you listen to enough psychiatrist podcasts, you too will learn words you think sound cool but probably use incorrectly

FUUUUCK I guessed. I totally guessed.

day 77

Pointing at a random cat at the shelter and saying "oh my god that's GRANDMA'S cat!!!"

Video Games!!!!!!!!!

YouTube video by ANDY LAND Endacopia - It's Done

Andy dont post here lol guys check this out youtu.be/0fAXKxmNGxA?...

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

Actor known for being really good at "acting with nothing but his ears"

almost nobody knows this but sometimes I like making music!

Footage of my fish tank in heaven

Websites are bad. Did you know? Im 100k in debt and the vendor is Gohd Adrian (AKA Gohdaddy)

Yessss this was such a good idea

IN 2026 FUCK THAT KID MUSIC. WE MAKING MUSIC FOR MOMMY AND DADDY!!!

I don't really think about how youtube will recommend me more things based on what I click on so I click on things like reviews for can openers by esteemed can opener enthusiasts and get thumbnails like this for days/weeks afterwards

Forest creature telepathically beaming message into my skull after i take a huge hit: DO NOT COUGH, THERE ARE GRIZZLY BEARS NEARY
Me: so like, are those like, your ears, or like, your eyes?? *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

Oh my god. This image is so important!!!