Hoyt

Accurate

They’ve convinced themselves that empathy is a weakness.

It’s always the folks who have never served in the military that are the biggest ghouls.

Only the chuds who actually go to Kid Rocks bar will vote for Van Epps.

Are you sure Hank done it this way?

a collage of pictures with the words i am fun to be with at the top ALT: a collage of pictures with the words i am fun to be with at the top

I’ll probably never have a blue check mark, but that’s okay.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.

The Pope holding a baseball bat on an airplane.

Shoes. Back on.

Now.

a man is talking to a woman with the words " my safe word is keep going " ALT: a man is talking to a woman with the words " my safe word is keep going "

Starting to think that everyone in media has some sort of humiliation/degradation kink.

It’s the only real explanation I can come up with for why nary a single talking head or reporter ever pushes back on the insults and lies.

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store's speaker system.

😆

The water pugs are skittish but seem to be adjusting well to their new digs

Snow covered selfie after clearing driveway

“I’M ON VACATION!”
-In best Bill Murray as “Bob” voice

I may be ruining their morning, but I’m gonna make their whole week.

At least they seem to be farting sunshine.

Fixed it.

And no East Wing…

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Closed the storm windows, hung XMas lights, and got rid of a bunch of leaves.

Nothing like a winter storm possibly dumping 12” of snow and dropping temps into the single digits to motivate you to get shit done.

On the upside, now I can sit on my pasty white arse, eat leftovers, and play bass.

Using an established sponge filter really cycled this new aquarium fast!
Should be ready for a couple of goldfish to join the two mystery snails tomorrow. 🐌

Thanksgiving is over.

Mariah season begins now.

May the odds be ever in your favor!

I put cayenne pepper on the turkey and I think it counteracted the tryptophan 😆

That said, I’m fading fast 😴

This is the most Midnight that 9p.m. has felt all year.

‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.

Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake

Same to you and yours!

Nothing could be more ‘Murcan than deep fried Bald Eagle, but since my wife won’t let me have any fun, I guess I’ll just have to roast this turkey.

My condolences to everyone whose Thanksgiving dinner just became 100% more xenophobic.

Unbelievable…

Myself with my custom carved precision bass guitar sitting in a comfy recliner. Photo is in grainy black & white because nobody needs to see me in high definition

Crappy, cold, & blustery morning outside.

Perfect weather to stay in and curl up with a warm bass guitar.

I wanna be out whorin’ too, but we can’t all get what we want.