🔞PetriB1tch - HispanicHimboKobold AD🔞

The last thing you see before you choke on it.

Come back later...can't you see the guard is busy?
Well, now that you're staring, how about making yourself useful?
Come on...I don't bite...well... too hard... 💜

Posted some more videos on the blue heart website in my bio,,,
Obligatory wyd in this situation,,,

Uuhhhhh,,,,,,

What if you like uuhh,h,,,,,, Were to like help me out with my big stupid cock that never leaves me alone,,,,,,, That would be so cooollll lowkeeyyy,,

Eat up, you're the one who wanted to keep staring with the pants on.
You can't tell me you didn't expect some "disciplinary action," so make that tongue, and that seat you call a face, useful. 💜

"Normally, one would knock, but since you're here, you might as well make yourself useful. 💜"

Posted a kinda wild video on f@nsly lol,,,
Just a small snack, if you will,,,
Himbo activities even,,,

Your pov:
You have a scheduled interview, and your new boss sends you this.

I mean, you do want the position riiiight?
What are the benefits?
Ummmm....having a job where you're my underdesk slut, I guess we'll go with that. 🐶💜

Can't even do anything without this thing getting in the way.
I bet you wish you could feel it throb.
Cmere then, help me fail this silly "no nut November" 💜
(You can hear me audibly sigh from how hard it's pulsating, btw 🐶)

Having a big dick can be such a struggle sometimes fr.
Like, this thing has to have some sort of sentience.
I refuse to think otherwise. 🧍‍♂️

Just some lazy ass video
Seriously though, who's idea was it to give me a dick that's this big
Morning wood is just uncurable

Was bored and wanted to some silly size comparing.
That's a 25 oz bottle, I'm sure you can get a good idea. 💜
Do you think you can handle that?

Really now, ever learned how to knock?
I'm just trying to blow off some steam during my break.
But since you wanna stare, why don't you actually make yourself useful, I could use a supportive under desk assistant after all. 💜

Make sure to rub it in all the way~
You can even play with it a lil after you're done~ 🐶💚🧴

(Another amazing YCH by @mommamulberry.bsky.social !!)

👻 Boo, big fat irl kobold dick jumpscare.
I'm starting to take zinc again.
Pray for me. It's already bad enough that this thing can barely keep it together when I'm not taking zinc.
Maybe I'll post an aftermath pic sometime.
Or maybe a video....
But who knows.... 🐴

Y'know someone one day called me a "walking thirst trap" and ever since then, I haven't been able to unthink that 😅
It's not my fault the universe gave me a bakery to go along with my deli upfront.

But the real question is which one are you eating first? 🐶

Just a reminder that I'm slowly evolving into my final dad bod himbo form and that you aren't safe.
Silly post shower pic.

Face first in broad daylight

Who the heck thought it was a good idea to make me serve the cake for my birthday?
It's ok, I have plenty to go around.
Sometimes, fate really do be giving the tops the fattest asses for no good reason 🙏
Don't just stand there staring. If you're hungry, you should eat up. 💜

Just a reminder that this soon to be dilf (if you count 25 as a dilf age 😔) is still more than capable of knocking the sonic rings outta you but then giving the sweetest aftercare after.
I know how to treat my pets well after all 💜

In case anyone forgot and needs to be reminded that the other end is also sizable.
I never compensate for anything, my bad. 🚬

All jokes aside, which one are you stuffing your face with first, hmm? 💜

Did I ever mention that I really like red lighting?
The last thing you see before I tug your leash, by the way.

Irl NSFW ⚠️

New post on the site in my bio.
Barely needed to touch it, and it was uncontrollably throbbing.
The video I posted on there shows it leaking a load too.

Such a shame there wasn't a helping hand...
That's where you come in though. 💜

Yeah I'm gonna start posting these here too now 👉👈

CW: Irl

I gotta get back into posting lewds on fansly, a brother could use the support after all.
I think my arms have gotten bigger by the way...

Amazing caked piece by @RalohsA on the other app

It's hard to be a barbarian kobold with this much luggage back here....

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UM NUH UH