Sarah Witt

the whole point of being an american is eating food from every country on earth with people from that country and partying with them. that's the thing we're best at and it's fun as hell and i can't believe these dickheads are trying to fuck things up for us

I will never, ever understand how a country can be so upset when one person is assassinated for political views.

Yet those very same people never get as upset when a mass load of children have killed.

I will never understand it.

Maybe America is just too fu**ed up.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Okay but hear me out:

An emotional support library ghost.

I have 2 hobbies:
Taking acid and playing with my dogs

Two people laying against each other, surrounded by the words, acceptance of others acceptance of yourself

When you think that no one understands you, remember that only you know yourself completely.

You are beautifully complex. Your emotions, thoughts & fears are your own.

You can’t expect others to know your mind & heart, that’s unrealistic.

But when they accept you, just like you are, that’s love.

Vanessa Barragão, Portuguese textile artist known for large-scale hangings inspired by ecosystems like coral reefs, using upcycled waste materials from the textile industry #WomensArt

Good morning, friends! 🏳️‍⚧️ You are seen, heard & loved! ❤️

I want white people know I’ll legit slap you if you call Jasmine Crockett “ghetto” in my presence.

You can latch on to that sh*t if you want too, let the GOP get you hurt.

Find something safe to do.

A map of procrastination' by contemporary UK illustrator, Gemma Correll #WomensArt #FridayFeeling

Completely heartbroken; I texted this guy all my top secret war plans and he just responded “k”

The president of the United States is upset that he doesn’t look pretty enough in his new portrait, but please tell me more about how women are petty and emotional.

Full moon blessings to all! I hope you are able to get a peek of this beautiful eclipse.

A pic of Mario saying have a super mar10

I hope your day is awesome

What is an “illegal protest”? Asking for the constitution…

It was the “omg what now” of times, it was the “I swear we’re not all like this” of times

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re under absolutely no obligation to justify yourself to anyone if you decide to spend the weekend reading and eating croissants.

Surround yourself with the kind of people who find the Oxford comma to be illuminative, beautiful, and necessary.

Happy 50% off candy day!

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

Wishing all of you much happiness today.

G'mornin

G'mornin!

In light of current events, we no longer deserve taco Tuesdays, it's tasteless turkey breast Tuesday from here on out.

Question your assumptions. A true warrior knows that simply being wrong is a weakness, but knowing you are wrong -- and being willing to correct it -- is an opportunity to grow stronger from it.