Mikhail Garbagechev $0/30

He looks like an evil real estate developer from Scooby Doo

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*sigh* oh god damn it. my storage unit is due again.

i need $200. any assist would be greatly appreciated ♥

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When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

red lobster “endless shrimp ad” but the “less” is crossed out and replaced with “this”

recreated a gulf war 2 meme from memory because it’s what the current moment demands

Reminder:

Prioritizing yourself is productive.

You exude beauty and grace.

You deserve fulfilling relationships.

Your worth doesn’t depend on how you look.

You view your body without judgment.

You are worthy of love just for being who you are.

I'm proud of you

Ok outside of this particular dick. This sort of thing has been adjudicated in Texas. Kinky Friedman got to use that name because it was the name everyone knew him under copyright or something. So Carol Keaton Strayhorn, who kept trying to make us call her Grandma, sued to get that on the ballot. 1/

what a sham.
wow.

@topherflorence on Twitter, Oct. 7, 2021 back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale.

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Six years ago a client came to me. His landlord was trying to evict him over the last payment of a rent to own contract. The client had remodeled the entire house himself with his own hands, a room at a time.

Today, client won the house.

Some days are good days.

you’re laughing? iran is lobbing missiles at linkedin mutants, techbros and ufc fighters and you’re laughing?

fucing cackling over here for the past 15 minutes

So happy for you

I do appreciate cis advocates of trans healthcare, especially in these times, but I do wish more of them would let go of the "experts know best" framing. I'm aware it's safe, palatable, sellable, but there's a century of "experts" torturing, converting, and sexually abusing trans people. So.

This is true.

Everyone should protect trans and gender variant kids.

‘He Was Very Convincing’: Over 600 Mostly Black Women Sterilized and Cut Open for No Reason, Lawsuit Claims — Now Virginia Hospital Faces $6B Lawsuit "Over 600 Black women sue Virginia hospital for $6B over unnecessary surgeries. Shocking details emerge in lawsuit. #JusticeForWomen"

A Virginia hospital faces a $6B reckoning after an abusive doctor is accused of systematically sterilizing hundreds of Black women without cause.
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lots of ppl said they support neurodivergence until it's a mcdonald's CEO

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

cereal got its balls back
pb&j finally nutted up
pudding cups, uncucked
cookies fuck now

Israel has not “dragged the United Stares into war.”
An elite faction of the United States that identifies intensely with the interests of Israel has, with the complaisance of other factions, launched an aggressive war.
Israel figures heavily into Washington’s motives but the difference matters.

I put more thought into a pickup Battletech game than they did into this operation.

Antitrust experts say UFC engaging in spoliation shenanigans | Ep. 232 Experts for the plaintiffs in the UFC antitrust cases say the defendants (UFC) engaged in spoliation shenanigans.

Mark Shapiro's commentary at the Morgan Stanley Tech Conference left plenty open to interpretation, so @heynottheface.bsky.social & I discussed it at length in today's episode. There's a lot more & you can listen at the link. 2/2

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YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Car Song - SNL

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Holy crap, this entire skit feels so validating that it's not just me screaming into a void. Stop reinventing simple controls, especially safety-related items that should've stayed as simple, physically-connected pulls!!!

Chris from scavengers reign and Kai Winn from ST:DS9 have the same energy

I have a feeling Levi 2.0 is going to be creepy as hell scavengers reign

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

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post by ahmad hassan that is just his portrait and the word “i”

these are the ramblings of an insane person and we need to send him to congress

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

That sounds like the name of a solo porn