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I’m amassing an army of bots. I recruit by shitposting. I promise you’ll have a problem with my politics. Makhnovite | Unter Keinem Vorwand

114 Followers  |  5 Following  |  181 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  1.8791

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@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social how do I know you guys are bothering to read my letters when I never get a response? Kinda seems like they just all go immediately into the trash

11.08.2025 13:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

??????????? Take your meds

31.01.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Teutoburg wasn’t a challenge, was Quintilius stupid?

31.01.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Insane to imply that history doesn’t move at different paces at different times. I didn’t realize that the 200,000 years before the agricultural revolution were actually moving at the same rate of change as the last 100 years. Thanks for the education!

31.01.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

5:20 so I have enough time to hate myself for not having left earlier

31.01.2025 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DEI actually stands for Direct Elevated Impingement, in case you’re wondering how it caused the aircraft crash

31.01.2025 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perhaps, then, the answer is not to raise farm animals in apartments?

30.01.2025 07:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Yooooo this rocks! Guess the context

30.01.2025 05:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait I thought we were doing collective action

30.01.2025 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Thanks for the best laugh on this site I’ve had. Genuinely an incredible leap to make. Where did you train?

30.01.2025 05:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry I was under the impression we were discussing urban husbandry strategies. Does the headquarters do butchery at least????

30.01.2025 05:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

You’re thinking WAY too small. A head of adult cattle only requires 25ft squared. A 600 square foot apartment can support as many as 24 cows without overcrowding. Please consider that you aren’t accounting for the caloric requirements of many families!!!!!

30.01.2025 04:34 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2

Is that… an important issue for you? The Latin word for crab?

30.01.2025 03:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah brother I’m on YOUR side, it’s the guy replying to you who doesn’t know how polite you have to be to let somebody into your lane in some places

30.01.2025 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Somebody doesn’t live in Southern California

30.01.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

‘Urtin

30.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Atop the AC unit above the door, swatting that the hats and hair of any who enter

30.01.2025 00:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being Rilla is true freedom

29.01.2025 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn nice classism bro. Your mom make it for you?

29.01.2025 20:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not whining I’m SCREAMING AND PISSING AND SHITTING clearly

29.01.2025 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indo-European languages do be sharin a common root

29.01.2025 07:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Corporations don’t have any pressures which center humans. It’s capital all the way down.

29.01.2025 07:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you pausing movies and then starting entirely different movies

29.01.2025 07:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No

29.01.2025 06:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

>intellectually superior

Jesus fucking Christ

29.01.2025 06:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Akoochimoya. We are far from the land of our ancestors”

*Janeway slumps onto the floor after realizing that Tuvix is her spirit animal*

29.01.2025 06:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Large trucks are incredibly dangerous, and in ways the do not need to be. Trailers are positioned to perfectly decapitate drivers, and the operators know this, but there have been no efforts to install the safety bars we know save lives.

29.01.2025 06:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woah I summoned one

29.01.2025 06:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

>an Irish

29.01.2025 06:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Careful you’ll piss off the tankies

29.01.2025 06:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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