Patrick Flynn

TALK TO YOU LATER. Coming 8/4/2025 TikTok video by unknownpenguin

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You’re gonna love it!

They Should Eat More Fresh Fruit You promised you wouldn't do fruit this week

Flu? FLU??? unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/they-shoul...

And I Won't Make the Same Mistakes 'cause I know

Live from the waiting room . . . unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/and-i-wont...

I haven't seen it yet but #Nightbitch is going to be my favorite movie of the year

It Never Rains But It Pours It has four pairs of pants and lives in Philadelphia

In this week's Substack I ruminate on the freelancer's dilemma, reveal what getting book galleys is like, mention The Wombles, and reveal the greatest tweet ever tweeted (by me that should've made me a star) open.substack.com/pub/unknownp...

I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday And other unsustainable concepts put forth in song lyrics.

New Substack! unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/i-wish-it-...

Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Director: does it have to be a cup?

. . . and Peggy Work

. . . and Peggy open.substack.com/pub/unknownp...

Parenthetically Coming out early this week for no reason.

(parenthetically) unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/parentheti...

Best in the City Ess-a-Bagel: with locations at 20th & 1st, 32nd & 6th, and 51st & 3rd

Essabagel unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/best-in-th...

Like Rick Ross But with Actors Erry day I'm castin'

Should a gentleman offer a Tiparillo? unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/like-rick-...

One (Metaphorical) Quarter Mile at a Time Han is my favorite.

New Substack! "One (Metaphorical) Quarter Mile at a Time" open.substack.com/pub/unknownp...

Meet our cast!

CARLY CIARROCCHI as the voice of Coral.

Carly (she/her) is an Emmy-nominated host, actor, writer, & producer. She has spent most of her career in children’s media with collaborators like Universal Kids, Disney+, Nick Jr, Tinkercast, Sesame Workshop, and the LEGO Foundation

Meet our cast!

FEDERICO RODRIGUEZ stars as Kevin.

He has an upcoming role in THE LIFE LIST (Netflix) w/ Sofia Carson & Connie Britton & recurred on AMERICAN RUST w/ Jeff Daniels & Maura Tierney. He has supporting roles in PAST LIVES & the romcom WHICH BRINGS ME TO YOU www.imdb.com/name/nm38993...

Meet our cast!

MITZI AKAHA (www.mitziakaha.com) stars as Caitlin. Mitzi contributes her particular talents & peculiar humor to a variety of projects. She, @ellenadair.bsky.social, & an enviable ensemble star in the elevated zombie love film HERD, named 1 of the best genre films by Yahoo & FANGORIA

The Fundraising of the Ferberizing Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Baby

Are you down with @ferberizingmovie.bsky.social?

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The Ferberizing of Coral - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark THE FERBERIZING OF CORAL is a short film about parents (Kevin and Caitlin) who, while trying to sleep train their infant daughter Coral, are vexed not only by their child’s screams but also the voices...

The fundraising for @ferberizingmovie.bsky.social is only 10 hours old and we're already 8% of our way there! Get in on the ground floor while there's still parking available! seedandspark.com/fund/the-fer...

The Year of Living Directly Did you know Boston Latin is the oldest public school in the United States?

Substack for 9/11/2024 - "The Year of Living Directly" unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/the-year-o...

Never Not Doing Nothing Get down with the sickness

The Substack is back! (A day or two early because I'm still learning the platform.) unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/never-not-...

Who lives, who dies, who funds your short film? 14 August 2024

The #Substack is LIVE. unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/who-lives-...

The torch had wheels?

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Listen, we all spent the morning working out the height of the television in @alyankovic.bsky.social's “Frank's 2000" TV” and excitedly remembered what a 3-4-5 triangle was in the process so let's just move forward with this epic new knowledge and not make a big deal of it

Some of you did not internalize the Bee Girl's journey in "No Rain" and it shows

The Original Cast: Elegy: Joanna McKee Friend of the podcast, repeat guest, and genuine ray of sunshine Joanna McKee passed away today and I’m at a loss. Listen to her talk about the musical Anastasia and hear the joy in her heart.   ...

Friend of the podcast, repeat guest, and genuine ray of sunshine Joanna McKee passed away today and I’m at a loss. Listen to her talk about the musical Anastasia and hear the joy in her heart. originalcast.libsyn.com/elegy-joanna...

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I made a John Sununu joke to my kids this morning because it’s 1991 and I’m an under-five on Murphy Brown

TW1N just said to me: “You can pick your friends and you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your friend’s friends.” and I may need to lie down with that one

Germans are demanding a legal cap on the price of a doner kebab German Chancellor Olaf Scholz said he is asked by young people about the price of a donor kebab "everywhere I go."

I’m learning German on Duo Lingo and “Doner Kebab” came up very early doors as a vocab word. Which I thought was weird. But apparently they take it serious. www.businessinsider.com/german-party...

How do you Career Day at your kids’ elementary school?

Forgot to grab a program but I have this beverage and don’t ask me where I got it