Eli5?

This is my comment about Charlie Kirk's death.

Need a new album more than ever @weirdal

Alucarda. Happy for her.

Weirdest molding silhouette.

And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

Clown Prince Trump

Down??

In broad daylight so I guess the vampires could've escape.

Is your dermatologist on retainer?

That's a wonderful quote.

The only problem with quinoa is that you're crappin' gravel for days after eating it.

Can anyone point to an application that works this way with books? Does the Kindle have a setting or something?

Oh. Fuck.

Seed packets? Cool idea.

Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism.

If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.

Americans of conscience must stand against this now.

Disagree, better version all around.

Uncouth behavior from them

That's Disco Elysium, but you all have inspired me to try it out again. Last time was when it came out at a friend's for an hour.

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

It's called Vodka.

At least believe me when I swear I won't do it again.

You're the kind of person who puts their blinker on when pulling out of the driveway.

What's the truth?

Nah, dude went through a long ass December.