Rob Gotobed

One of my sister’s kids has just brought me two bottles of bourbon and said, "Here's your Christmas juice uncle Rob," and now she's the one I'm leaving everything to.

Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!

Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!

No matter where you are, laughter travels — discover three books that unite the world in humour.

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Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?

Now for the first time you can experience Rob Gotobed live in the comfort of your own home as the stand-up comedian narrates his hilarious first audiobook, The Canyons Of Rob Gotobed’s Overactive Mind. Very funny and guaranteed to make you lol!!
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Copy of Rob Gotobed’s book, “Captain Apollo, and the casually dressed drone and grandma’s home theater”

BlueSky has brought amazing people into my life like @robgotobed.bsky.social !

I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”

With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.

#BookSky

I got drunk last night and ate half of my kid's gingerbread house. Does anyone know a good gingerbread contractor?

Brilliant! My favourite Christmas show ‘When KISS Saved Christmas!’ is on tonight.

If you’re looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour that’s both surreal and cerebral.

Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?

Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!

Rob Gotobed’s NEW comedy book is in the shops now!🤪🤓🥸🧐🤠
The Best Of Rob Gotobed contains all his funniest stories, stand-up routines and TV and radio sketches. Plus the all-new, never-before-seen episode of The Weird World Of Professor Burp!😊👍🤣
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My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.

The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.

People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.

Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!

My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚

People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.

The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"

Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud.

One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social‬ and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social

I can highly recommend all three books.

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Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.

@robgotobed.bsky.social
買った！

My grandpa Beelzebub Gotobed is always complaining that the younger generation never shows the older generation any respect! Well, just to prove him wrong, here is my grandpa enjoying a special dish of his favourite steak and chips.

If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.

If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.

Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.

Well, it could have been worse. It could have been Trump trying to gatecrash my party!

まな板の鯉のような気がします (Comedy) Amazon.co.jp: まな板の鯉のような気がします (Comedy) 電子書籍: Rob Gotobed: Kindleストア

✨相互さんで仲良くして頂いてるRob Gotobedさんが日本初
'コメディ本'をだされたそうです
めっちゃめでたい、おめでとう🎉㊗️
笑顔な年にしちゃいましょ🤭

まな板の鯉のような気がします
今まで読んだ中で最も面白い物語が収録されています!!!!!🥸🧐🤠🤣
ご興味ある方Amazonへgoです🔻🔻🔻

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Well, it could have been worse. It could have been Trump trying to gatecrash my party!