Rob Gotobed

Well, it could have been worse. It could have been Trump trying to gatecrash my party!

Well, it could have been worse. It could have been Trump trying to gatecrash my party!

Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud.

One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social‬ and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social

I can highly recommend all three books.

#reading

My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.

Remember the time I hypnotised Paul McCartney into thinking he was the Hulk!

My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.

The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.

The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"

It's never illogical Captain to look absolutely fabulous!!

Remember the time I hypnotised Paul McCartney into thinking he was the Hulk!

What a welcome arrival! During these past 6 months of caring for unwell, elderly parents, I am so looking forward to reading something that will bring a smile to my face.
@robgotobed.bsky.social excited to open (and read) your 2024 book.

#author #comedy

Stand-up not going too well. Thinking of going in a different direction.

The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.

Have you seen the latest Donald Trump sex tape that's floating around? It’s sort of hard to follow. He keeps switching positions and chickening out every few seconds.

Have you seen the latest Donald Trump sex tape that's floating around? It’s sort of hard to follow. He keeps switching positions and chickening out every few seconds.

Stand-up not going too well. Thinking of going in a different direction.

Because every horror writer needs some comedy. ;)

Apparently they are very popular in Canada, China and Greenland.

I remember the day I put so much gasoline in my car I couldn't get in it!

The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"

It’s arrived! Rob Gotobed’s NEW comedy book is in the shops now!!🤪🤓🥸🧐🤠

This book contains the very best of his stand-up routines and what his fans believe to be his funniest radio, television, and stage show scripts ever!😊👍🤣
www.amazon.co.uk/Captain-Casu...

ロブ・ゴトベッドが新しいコメディ本を出版しました!🤪
このユーモアのある本が大好きです！ それは私を大声で笑わせました。🤓
今まで読んだ中で最も面白い物語が収録されています!!!!!🥸🧐🤠
特にハロウィンやクリスマスに関する面白い話！👻☠️🧛‍♂️🎃⛄ 🎄🎁 🎅
Rob Gotobed の愉快でクレイジーなジャパニーズコメディーショー！🎁 🎅⛄ 🎄🤣🤣

www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/dp/B0BT...

Apparently they are very popular in Canada, China and Greenland.

It's never illogical Captain to look absolutely fabulous!!

Just getting ready for my early morning shave.

I remember the day I put so much gasoline in my car I couldn't get in it!

Sorry I’m late posting today but I got told off for blocking the blowhole on Ed Sheeran’s inflatable dolphin.

Today I phoned Mario Bros Plumbing to come and fix my toilet. They arrived in good time but just jumped in my toilet and disappeared. Didn't make any attempt to fix it! 0 out of 5 stars!!

WAITER: Sir, do you have any allergies we should know about?

ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts.

CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.