@robgotobed.bsky.social
Stand-up philosopher, scribe, bongo drummer and professional mermaid. Previously one half of Grammy Award-winning duo Simon & Garfunkel. Amazon: bit.ly/4hA0B7W Apple: http://bit.ly/3K6WdB9 IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2992620/
So far this year I've read 3 extremely funny & uplifting books. All About Me! by Mel Brooks and the Life & Mind of Andy Kaufman. And one by the British comedian Rob Gotobed, whose humour I only discovered thanks to my dentist introducing me to his work. Best trip to the dentist ever! Thanks Stephen
The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition, but at what cost!
The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.
Just been reliably informed that my copy of The Beatles Abbey Road album is a fake. Can’t believe I never noticed the mistake before.
If you’re looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour that’s both surreal and cerebral.
WAITER: Sir, do you have any allergies we should know about?
ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts.
CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.
Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?
My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚
The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition, but at what cost!
They say that pregnant women emit a radiant "glow", which is why they make terrible snipers.
They say that pregnant women emit a radiant "glow", which is why they make terrible snipers.
My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
Just been reliably informed that my copy of The Beatles Abbey Road album is a fake. Can’t believe I never noticed the mistake before.
Just received the weirdest message on my computer!
Just received the weirdest message on my computer!
Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!
No matter where you are, laughter travels — discover three books that unite the world in humour.
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Now for the first time you can experience Rob Gotobed live in the comfort of your own home as the stand-up comedian narrates his hilarious first audiobook, The Canyons Of Rob Gotobed’s Overactive Mind. Very funny and guaranteed to make you lol!!
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Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!
BlueSky has brought amazing people into my life like @robgotobed.bsky.social !
I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”
With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.
#BookSky
Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?
Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
Rob Gotobed’s NEW comedy book is in the shops now!🤪🤓🥸🧐🤠
The Best Of Rob Gotobed contains all his funniest stories, stand-up routines and TV and radio sketches. Plus the all-new, never-before-seen episode of The Weird World Of Professor Burp!😊👍🤣
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People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"
Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud.
One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social
I can highly recommend all three books.
#reading
Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.
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