DDr. Aahhhs

Story of my life

Congrats to my boy Marty. It’s always nice to see a surgeon who can stay so passionately arrogant throughout his career.

Another surgeon, that is.

🚨NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning to fire Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff C.Q. Brown, a 4-Star General and 41-year veteran of the Air Force who flew over 130 hours in combat as a fighter pilot.

REPOST if you stand with General C.Q. Brown against Hegseth!

"Thin mandates produce unstable results" - JD Vance

Trust me, this was the intent.

Informal Grievance Template for Adverse Personnel Actions There is a limited amount of time to oppose personnel actions. Time is short.

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF.

Now.

Print hard copies.

And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...

I’d like to thank @statnews.com for the recent flattering profile that excuses all of my prior harm done. Nothing like a blank slate! I swear, baby, this time it’ll be different.

I gotta get me one of those editorial board seats. I’m not exactly welcome back at the O Network…

I’m pledging myself to a lifetime commitment tonight:

As long as I live, (and if we get to vote again) NO Republican nominee or candidate in any election, WILL EVER receive my vote again, even in a primary.

Trump’s reckless beginning to his second term has shown me that:

list of banned keywords

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

Bibi’s Butler.

Aw man. I really need this CMS job.

a man in a white shirt is behind a glass door . ALT: a man in a white shirt is behind a glass door .

Many people don’t know this, but my Master’s thesis in public health was about effective ways to commit passive yet far-reaching malpractice. But even I couldn’t conceive of the amount of harm I’m gonna get to do. Buckle up, America!

'Don't Let Bishop Budde Stand Alone: A Challenge to Every Minister in America.'

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I’ll try to explain it to him with pictures someday, though I might have to get permission from his son to break their porn pact.

Dunce? Oh wait that’s not plural 😉

If you’d seen my episode on the benefits of goji berry extract, you’d know why we don’t need further research on childhood cancer.

Can we stop saying that they voted for him because of the fucking groceries? They knew exactly what they were doing.

They voted for him for the racism and the rape.

Laughter is the best medicine, except for kratom and ivermectin.

Jkjk! 😜

Haha yes, it’s probably a sign of some deep issues but I’m just going to blissfully ignore them for now!

We need someone with deep pockets / serious media connections to:
- start a new center-left media outlet;
- partner with MTN, BTC, & others; and/or
- buy MSNBC & rebrand into new media ecosystem.

Looking at you, Marc … what say you?

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The main exception being someone who’s threatening. Then it’s a report and block obvi

Of course, it’s most effective if the vast majority do it. Would be helpful to create mute lists too. Doubt it will catch on but I’m enjoying it more.

When you block them they also get to forget you exist. Plus it’s a psychological win for them (rejection is associated with validation, the harder you reject, the better they feel). But mainly I just like knowing they can still see what I’m saying about them and can only whine into the void.

Just go to their profile and click the three dots next to the follow button, and you’ll be given the option to mute on the pop up menu. will mute anything they do for you, including reposts. If they comment, a “muted comment” notice is visible in thread (not notifications) but doesn’t show name, etc

When you find the magas, mute instead of blocking (thanks @liberalneuro.bsky.social for this tip). Having to watch the party through the glass will drive them insane.

A+ 🧵

In short, an exclusive party is more effective than a secret one.

I learned a great lesson from @liberalneuro.bsky.social yesterday: if the maga flying monkeys come around, mute them instead of blocking. You want have to read their posts unless you want to, but they’ll see yours unless they commit the ultimate act of surrender (to them) and mute or block back.