Fiora Wise

My question for Peter Allen is this:

If, when your baby smiles at you, you go to Rio de Janeiro, what does that have to do with being a “salsa fellow”?

I just want you to know that trans women are still here, and no cretinous man-baby can invalidate our existence with the stroke of a pen.

We are still here. We have always been here. And we are way too hot to cancel.

So I did some hip thrusts at 270lbs on the booty builder machine. It appears to work true to its name.

My brother and I have said derp and derpy for over two decades. Now it’s mainstream and memeable. You’re welcome, America.

I literally cannot stop listening to What Is This Feeling?

I wake up thinking about it and walk through the day doing the dance.

Help.

No not really.

This is fine actually.

I just went to buy a quest bar at the St. Louis airport and it rang up as $6… noped out so hard.

And I thought $4 at the local Foodtown was expensive.

This week I saw Wicked for the second time and wept the entire way through Defying Gravity. And when I got home I went down the YouTube rabbit hole and was brought to tears a few more times. My friends I am not ashamed to cry, but I only do it a few times a year. Cynthia Erivo is just that good.

I find myself completely obsessed with Cynthia Erivo and have her performance videos on loop. What a voice, what an icon.

I’m getting all my rage out in the gym the past 6 weeks, and it seems to be working. I feel much happier when I crawl into bed with sore glutes and quads.

Me suddenly waking up at 3:30am with shockingly painful cramps in my hip adductors:
“FUCK YOU CREATINE.”

Me under a barbell ripping off PRs and feeling the pump in my quads and glutes: “I LOVE YOU CREATINE, NEVER LEAVE ME.”

Johnson: Jesus Supports Anti-Trans Bathroom Bans - Joe.My.God. “This is an issue of first impression for the Congress. We’ve never had to face this before in all of our history. But not we do. And so, we had to come out and speak with moral clarity about the issu...

Actshually **pushes up glasses**,
Jesus didn’t say anything about trans women, but he sure as hell said a few things about eunuchs — and none of them were negative.

In fact he said some eunuchs become eunuchs “for the sake of the Kingdom of Heaven”.

It is amazing to me that a small group of toxic men have convinced the country that the true danger to their daughters is trans women.

It is not the child marriers, the sex traffickers, the rapists, the macho misogynists, nor the institutional sexism — it is the tall lady trying to use the toilet.

Girl, same.

How many damn songs do we have to write about transness?

Oh, all of them? Ok, cool cool. Better make them all bangers then I guess.