ROWAN 🔜 MFF

I learned how to make hats. 🐻🧶

I apparently inspired my employee to get a haircut by telling her to “keep your split ends out of this conversation”. Be the change you wish to see in the world. 🐻💇🏻‍♀️

Last DC brunch before airport time 🐻🍾

Me next!

I knew I wasn’t the only one.

Plowed In the Field By My Own Plow

Is this outfit gay enough or do I need a second Labubu?

Mommy milker tiktaalik

The hat I’m knitting finally looks like it’s a hat and not a weird giant foreskin. It’s the small victories. 🧶🐻

Choose your dad:
feat. myself, @polarblzz.bsky.social, and @stacktwograhams.bsky.social

チキンカレーが欲しいか？

The rain makes me really not want to do anything today…

You / Your favorite Pokemon

Buy me a grilled cheese burrito and you can get a lot more than that 😏

We’ll be there! It’s on my birthday!

I just thought the light made my eye look neat…👁️‍🗨️👃🏼👁️

I-I have a mighty need…

I identify as overTHEMulated 🫩

If being vegan increases estrogen, does that mean the Impossible Whopper counts as gender affirming care? 🍔🧔🏽‍♀️

Cyclops version of that girl from Mean Girls saying "I don't think my father, the inventor of the ocean, would be too pleased to hear about this."

Polyphemus after Odysseus doxxed himself

I’m looking disrespectfully but also being good…👀

Franken-beaw! 🐻🔩👀

Can you read your fortune with UNO cards?

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Temu Factory Worker

boq, galinda, harriet tubman

STAUPPPPP 🤣🤣🤣

the bears are slutting it up at the salmon run

Nintendo direct announced for 12th September!

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🕯 New 🕯

✨ Animal ✨

🕯 Crossing 🕯
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