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ME: *orders in fluent French to impress you*

WAITER: Sir, this is a Japanese restaurant.

ME: ¡Dios mío!

Nuh uh 🙂↔️

I see my skeets are bombing as usual

😔✊🏻

Me: no one will know that I bought this shirt for $5

*gets a compliment*

Me: THANKS IT WAS $5

Jesus christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

considering having a good idea

She’s a 10, but that’s just her pH

Evet, çünkü birden fazla dilde okuyabiliyor, yazabiliyor ve konuşabiliyorum.

i love waking up with no responsibilities, which is never but i sure love the concept of it

Snoop Dogg in a white shirt and a pink and white keffiyeh stands indoors with eyes closed and hands raised, as if in prayer.

Bhel puri
Halva puri
Pani puri

Neeend ????ya alllah usko bhi puri karwa do yaar 🥲😩

time to curl up in my finest textile fibers

💀💀💀💀💀😫🤮🤮🤮🤢😓🥲

The horrors insist, actually

cavalo do skyrim reencarnou como gato

*kisses on the noggin* 😘😘😘

Tried gulabjamun yet ??

god forbid a woman wear a cossie and moderation label immediately jumps into action but then again when it comes to y'know 🙃🤫

Die Arbeitsbelastung war minimal und es gab keine Waldbrände oder Buschbrände, daher gab es auch keinen Bereitschaftsdienst. :D

Def Leppard all day!!!!!

Die geopolitischen Probleme haben die Stimmung einfach nur verdorben.

Hoffentlich wird das Problem schnell gelöst und die USA und der Iran werden bestraft. 😇

there's a certain type of chill here in the weather that is currently making me yearn for a sauna 🥲

Sheeeeesh 🤤😋

Bu hafta sanki bir ay geçmiş gibi geliyor.

Falar "véi" é um caminho sem fim véi

"what that mouth do?" drop as you drop your layers

Me to my alarm in the morning

if i say i did something 3 weeks ago it’s safe to assume i meant yesterday

I don't spiral, I rotisserie

windows 13 will not be an operating system it will be a curse that must be lifted