ginger

It’s don’t kill yourself Monday.

Matt Foley telling you what’s up

You’re gonna end up dying in a TANK DOWN BY THE RIVER

i had to swipe down on my phone to verify this, and let out a loud “nooooooooooooo!”

bitch it's March?

they should make a saturday night out for sad women in their early to mid twenties who work all the time

US Defense Contractors:

omg agreed

new rule: stuff around the world cant happen if im in my room

i am struggling with some severe emotional distress and have been crying at work a lot lately, but lucky for me the girlbosses at r/womenintech had some great advice (botox in my tear ducts)

fuck this is so sweet though 😭 you did right by that cat

don’t worry, the first couple months of the year are just a free trial to figure out if you wanna keep going or not

they should invent an existence that isn't full of misery

lady a on bsky tweeting at me: watched ep 3 of strip law w/ my 9 year old daughter who tried homeschooling once, often twirls, and and also wants to know what happens after you die. she has requested i ask what mildred crumbles looks like under her beekeeping mask me replying i am in canon saying she looks just like ur daughter

very talented character designer tom sievert responding to a previous sketch of lady a's daughter with a picture of her daughter as mildred crumbles with the beekeeping mask off. lady a quote tweetimg that saying "thank you so much for this @timsievert.bsky.social she was so happy she ran off to the bus stop to show her friends (but not too quickly because dangers lurk everywhere. what an awesome gift." then she thanks me

i jyst need everyone to know this wonderful thing happened

together 🫂🧡

writing weird sad posts and deleting them thats what life is all about

naming my kid July but it’s pronounced as julie

je suis une presse hydraulique

YouTube video by The Roches - Topic The Train

there’s a cute little song kind of about this i feel obligated to link: youtu.be/TG5fUlecZms?...

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

goddammit hatsune marxu is such a good name

reddit thread: Diodelnc 6h Cool. I don't know C ↑17↓ | | doxyai 6h | | Then why are you on r/C_Programming ? | ↑45↓ || || Diodelnc 6h || || I have no idea || ↑44↓

this is how 95% of people who use the Discover tab on Bluesky sound

got to my desk and realized i left my phone in the car and when i got back to the parking garage realized i left my car keys at my desk

lady gaga you greedy bitch

good things

god they are so frickin cool

Gen Z heart technology is reaching unprecedented levels

do u ever live with someone who has sweet cats with incredibly sensitive stomachs and every day is walking through land mines of shit and vomit. how long would you deal with this before losing it and like, idk, stabbing ur roommate

going to ikea to walk around for a bit before my showtime for the new paul mccartney documentary. im gonna put on my best cardigan and tights combo and become the indie girl of my dreams for just one day

yes!! YES!!!!!!!!!

butt mogging the zoomers