Nikki the Newt

Can't get over the fact that we just keep repeating history, and barely anyone says anything about it.

Like, we know where we're headed. But we just keep complaining while tumbling forward.

I forgot bluesky existed for a minute.

opted to block an annoying guy instead of indignantly quote tweet his stupid post. i consider this the bluesky equivalent of putting my litter in the trash can instead of throwing it on the street

I quite enjoyed the movie “Rat Race.”

I find it funny when people think the loneliness crisis is specific to men *or* America.

There are family rental services in Japan. North America is in no way special when it comes to loneliness.

I find it really funny when people crash out about Labubu's as if they're an unholy representation of everything wrong in the world.

The same day Charlie Kirk was shot, there was also a school shooting.

This made me genuinely laugh out loud.

God damn lmao.

I mean, building housing is great, except when all new builds are luxury and cost more than most people can reasonably afford.

I'm happy that more is being built. But I'm very disappointed that it is still the same unaffordable housing that was being built before.

So you mean women won't have to worry about birthing trauma, the physical consequences to their body, immense amounts of pain, or the fear of our own bodies harming the child we're carrying?

Oooh nooo. Sooo terrible and dystopian. 🙄
/s

cultivating an aura that’s so confusing

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my microplastics

People are whining about it? But why?

Whining about South Park is super dumb lol.

Trump X Kohberger was not the crossover I had on my bingo card this year, but okay.

It's always funny to me how people who accuse others of being dramatic are usually the ones gunning for an academy award.

a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food

Maybe having friends just isn't my thing.

"Improved" lmao

I will put it like this. There is a video game called “Lemmings.” The purpose of this video game is to prevent the titular creatures hellbent on walking off a cliff from doing so. After years and years of this game, I would like to play something less stressful like Battletoads or Dark Souls.

At this point it's clear there's a very large number of Americans who do not believe they live in a society with all of the duties and responsibilities that entails and will make endless excuses about how they are actually correct to believe this

I've never watched Squid Games, but this makes me feel like I probably made the right decision by not watching it.

I've been trying to avoid talking about true crime online.

But I gotta say, while I am relieved that there is an admission of guilt in the Idaho case,
I am absolutely heartbroken that it's all the family gets. Nothing else. No explanations. Just "yes."

The justice system is truly fucked.

in the mind of the low info American voter, Canada is a Soviet nation with bread lines and poverty everywhere

Hot girls love kicking a dude's nards

The enemy of my enemy may not be my friend but the friend of my enemy is my enemy.

The part of relationships that nobody talks about is the cycle of needing a bigger and bigger bed.

Save yourself the trouble and just buy the biggest sized bed now.

I just hate the hypocrisy of it so much because I thought what H3 did in that fair use case was badass.

But now they've gone and decided to take a giant shit on it.

Clearly I need to keep up better. It's weird that I haven't really seen any drama slop coming out on her.

But yeah, I agree. He did choose this.

"Drake got mad at the former leader of Canada's NDP party for seeing Kendrick, so Jagmeet went on Instagram and publicly apologized" sounds like the worst Canadian Gossip Girl episode I've ever heard of

Diplomatic immunity generally covers protection from arrest, detention, legal process, and prosecution in the host country. Not other countries.

That doesn't apply to these circumstances.

He should have been refused entry like any other felon. He should have been made to attend remotely.