Violet

Yesterday, I yelled at Schumer for thinking a weakass social media post will suffice.

A Threads post on an aurora borealis over a city background that says: Everyone who followed me because I have big. And is going to be really surprised when they find out they’re big because they are FULL OF CRITICISMS OF THE GOVERNMENT.

Sorry I haven’t been here, but my country is a fascist shitshow and my congressmen aren’t just gonna yell at themselves.

But with far more extreme closeups of Dakota Johnson’s nipples.

It’s a comfort reread of Holly Black’s Coldest Girl in Coldtown.

Violet’s thick thighs and bare legs extended across the bed and crossed at the ankles, with a book in the foreground.

A late Thursday entry for #PolysPose4.

This pic is so cool!

I’m so glad you love your therapist so far and feel better after talking to her. (At least for a while.) Oreos can’t hurt!

I’d say I’m pretty mediocre at best, but could whip up some brownies and an old fashioned if I had to.

I wish I could be as bad at my one job as autocorrect is.

We’re about to get some freezing weather in Texas when our electrical grid is still propped up with popsicle sticks and Elmer’s glue, but my new next door neighbor has a generator. What’s the best way to ask if they wanna be bad weather besties?

Thank you!

💜

So, I’m all moved in and mostly unpacked (yay, me!) but I haven’t figured out my new full length mirror placement. And also, I just haven’t felt much like taking pics. I blame winter.

Happy birthday!

Me: Easily overwhelmed, extremely selective about who I follow back.
Also me, when anyone unfollows me:

I am clearly kitchen VIP.

I’m supposed to call and yell at Ted Cruz again SOBER?

Just here for the madness, don’t put me down for carrot peeling.

You and me both!

I always say “very dirty” and they took me seriously, which I deeply appreciated.

I don’t mind kink shaming if their fetish requires my participation.

I SO DID.

Arriving in my DMs to ask what size my huge boobs are isn’t the way, friends.

Violet’s hand holds a very slutty martini.

Saturday night stuff.

Always good to err on the side of liking me. 😉

Plaid is a good look for me? 😉

Violet’s big tits almost bursting out of a plaid flannel shirt. You’re welcome.

There’s a cold front blowing in, but don’t worry. I’m staying cozy this flannel Friday.

Thank you! They have a cute matching bra, too!